danks

the act of murdering your girlfriend's cat with your car and driving away making her think it was someone else

dude i've just done a danks

by jim robert danks September 1, 2010

French Cheese Danish

When a hairy, stinky french man has anal sex with you with cheese on the tip of his penis.

Dude, I was in Paris, and this guy came up from behind me and gave me a French Cheese Danish.

by Mdw493 November 14, 2011

Danise

Code word for joint

Check out this fatty Danise i just rolled

by FKNLAMEYO May 27, 2009

Dankster

Like a memester but more edgy/offensive/sly. Finding new ways to make memes, yet still making them dank.

"Woah, that's one edgy dankster!"
"That's not a memester it's a dankster."
"Show some respect to that dankster!"

by lelanime December 24, 2016

Danish Liberation Movement

The Danish Liberation Movement (DLM) is an environmental group dedicated to recycling human waste into heating fuel, such as coal or natural gas. They currently have two products, "Dem Shaester broek" (the shit brick) and "Dem Woester Wounde" (the great wind), both used by the majority of Danish citizens. It is a great honor to give a ton of Shaester Broek to your family; it recognizes their commitment to the environment, as well as your financial investment to their wellbeing

Hans: Lara, what is that sound?
Lara: Papa, it's the Danish Liberation Movement with your Shaester Broek!
Hans: Lara! A ton of shit from Christmas! Could there be a better gift?
Lara: Truely shit is the gift that keeps on giving.
Hans: I'll drink to that!

by Pitt the Younger January 1, 2008

danashia

A girl who dates a boy name Jamauri she fine asf and she will drag a nigga down the hall way and she will blood a nigga up and she got braces.

Danashia is a cool person.

by Danashia is fine asf February 5, 2018

danish kiss

Kiss someone after you have Ejaculated into their mouth.

You see that movie The Danish Girl? If you dated that girl you'd get a lot of Danish kisses.

by FriendofAlice August 9, 2017