Ditch diaper

Diapers tossed out the windows of cars by traveling families too lazy or too redneck to toss it into a proper waste bin once they've stopped. Eventually, the stinky wad lands into the ditch to keep the roadkill company.

I got run off into the ditch and fell headlong into what must've been a ditch diaper. I thought I'd never get the stink off me.

by Diggitydo January 4, 2021

Dirty Diaper

A hand in Texas Hold Em which is a two three off suit. Normally it's a pretty bad hand. But it is a sneaky way to upset your friends on the right flop. If executed correctly, it's one that you will remember at your home game for years.

Erik: "Do you remember that time I got you with the Dirty Diaper in 2021?"

Ankur: "Yeah, I think about it every night before I go to bed. I turn on my night light and it makes me feel better"

by Friends Show July 19, 2025

diaper

A term used to refer to a sanitary pad, often humorously implying that it's as essential as a diaper for babies. It can also mean underwear that has a sanitary pad integrated into it, offering convenience during menstruation.

When I realized I forgot that my daughter runs out of her diaper, I had to make a quick stop at the store—thankfully, they had her favorite brand!

by Emotional Cruiser July 15, 2025

Brown Diaper

The act of shitting on your partners face, whilst your pants are still on.

Hey Luke, did Jennifer tell you about the brown diaper i gave her?
Yeah man, she said it was a real steamer!

by camharris27 March 20, 2020

Afro diaper

When a child has so much shit in their diaper that the entire diaper is the size of an Afro from a black man in the 70’s at the disco

Yo, my 3 y/o had an afro diaper last night. It was lit.

by Tiny Meat Gang November 5, 2017

big shitty diaper

oh no guys i shitted in my diaper big shit nazi man hitler

guy 1: hey guys have you listened to suprx’s new song?
guy 2: no, cuz his music is big shitty diaper

by grug frim tha cruds November 19, 2020

rip your diaper

When someone farts really loud on purpose and thinks it's funny. i.e. juvinile behavior.

Damn bro did you just rip your diaper?

by jshiestydiety November 27, 2017