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tug-o-war with the Cyclops

masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
a date with Pam and her five friends
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.
"Failing to find someone to fuck after the club, Jimmy resorted to a tug-o-war with the Cyclops."
by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003
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Cycling

The lower intestinal cramping associated with diarrhea. The pain includes hot and cold flashes, goose bumps, and general irritation. Cycling refers to the way the pain comes on strong and then goes away repeatedly.
Dude, those Buffalo wings were good but I'm cycling big time. The bathroom here is disgusting so lets bounce, I need a decent toilet stat.
by SAB1179 November 22, 2009
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Cyclops Tree

Eye Wood, or I would. A cyclops has an eye and a tree has wood. It is safe to say cyclops tree in public. It is the equivelent of saying I would smash (a girl or guy)
*hot girl walks by*
Jaq: "Damn dude you seein' what im seein'..."
Niqi: "CYCLOPS TREEEEEEEEE!!"
by Kooktrainlingo June 6, 2015
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Cyclewank

Is when you are cycleing so fast you orgazm
I am cyclewanking right now
by Dima da squater June 23, 2019
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cynlee

cynlee is edited for content and made to fit your screen
by cynlee July 24, 2008
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cyclopsical

Adj: describing a selfie of a person with only half their face.
"Did you see her selfie?"
"Yeah it was so Cyclopsical"
by Alucky316 June 3, 2014
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cyclist's shower

When you're on your push bike and the car in front washes their windscreen and you get covered in screen wash.
I got a lovely cyclist's shower on the way into work this morning
by mikestreety September 19, 2017
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