cupcake move

When you do something asinine to hit on or impress a person of the opposite sex.

Guy 1: Hey, there's two cupcakes here but I can only eat one. *Winks at girl*

Girl: Yeah, I already have a cupcake. *holds cupcake in her hand*

Guy 2 (thinks): That is SUCH a cupcake move. *Slaps forehead*

by Cupcake Move Master April 30, 2010

cupcake sniffer

A person who uses any kind of drugs or one who has used so many that they seem to have the IQ of an intoxicated preschooler.

Jeff is such a cupcake sniffer, he snorted eight lines of coke and smoked three blunts

by The Information Keeper March 17, 2020

cupcake whore

A chick that will do you for a box of cupcakes.

That bitch is a cupcake whore!

by phantom_x1986 June 11, 2006

cupcake Twanger

when you shove your dick in a jigglypuff or any kind of pokemon

Im a Cupcake Twanger

by devilish Louise Valliere December 16, 2010

rusty cupcake

While having anal sex the "giver" fills the "catcher's" rectum with urine and semen. The "giver" then pulls out creating a mushy brown mixture that rises out of the "catchers" ass.

I gave the girl i met at the bar last night a rusty cupcake. She wasnt too happy.

by christbait September 17, 2008

Cupcake Breakfast

A traditional San Francisco meal served on early weekend mornings. It consists of shoving a cupcake into a sleeping (usually hungover) friend's mouth and yelling "CUPCAKE BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!"

"Zzzzzzzz......."

*shove cupcake in mouth*

"mmmphhh" *spit* "what the fuck?!?"

"HAHAHA!!!! CUPCAKE BREAKFAST!!!!!!!!!!"

by Ceee Beee February 25, 2009

Cupcake Fairy

Cupcake Fairy, n. - 1. A homosexual male.

"Did you see Brandon eyeing that guy from across the bar? I think he's a cupcake fairy."

by smashmouth33 May 30, 2009