A Cunt Car is a car specifically created or modified to be as much of an annoyance as possible. Cunt Cars are most frequently driven by entitled college white boys named Kevin who didn’t get enough attention from mumsie and dadsie, so they seek it from innocent bystanders by accelerating at heart-attack inducing intervals. Cunt Cars usually tend to be lower-end sports cars with a modification or two, paid for with mummy’s money. However, it may also be a completely unremarkable, average car with the same mods. Arguably, these Cunt Cars are worse, because the driver’s sense of overconfidence isn’t even earned. Some common modifications possessed by Cunt Cars include, but are not limited to; horrendously saturated and gaudy paint jobs, blindingly bright LED headlights, and worst of all, motors amplified so loudly that you can hear the screams begging for onlookers to give its driver attention, even though they possess no human voice. All these common Cunt Car mods have one (1) common purpose; to make their vehicle so noticeable it could infuriate a deaf man or be an eyesore to the blind.
For extra cunt points, drive it around in suburban towns and residential areas early in the morning or late at night. To stealthily be a nuisance to society, you can also choose to only rev your engine to deafening levels when pedestrians walk by.
For extra cunt points, drive it around in suburban towns and residential areas early in the morning or late at night. To stealthily be a nuisance to society, you can also choose to only rev your engine to deafening levels when pedestrians walk by.
"There goes Kevin again, annoying innocent couples with his Cunt Car."
"Bradley thinks that all the girls are in awe of his Cunt Car, but in reality it's just a nuisance."
"Bradley thinks that all the girls are in awe of his Cunt Car, but in reality it's just a nuisance."
by SoBasicallyImMonky December 12, 2019
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Ruairi: Did you see Peggy's email about Cinco De Mayo?
Kyle: Yea that little Cunt Duchess just listed off facts about Mexican food. She could have at least convinced the big boss to get us a Taco Truck.
Kyle: Yea that little Cunt Duchess just listed off facts about Mexican food. She could have at least convinced the big boss to get us a Taco Truck.
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"Brah the other day i took so much dex i was in the dextroverse" said Rodney
"Fuuckkkk" - said jim
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"yeah mand you've lost the plot" said Sam
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