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cook up

A jailhouse term used by inmates to define a shared-feast, in which each inmate involved contributes at least one food item (like chips, ramen noodles, etc), which is then mixed together and enjoyed by all the participating inmates.
What's up, you got that noodle for the cook up tonight?
by lonster85 December 20, 2010
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short order cook

typically overweight pissed off employee of some shit company ie: waffle house, ihop. who tends to have anger issues with anyone else we call "people".
Person 1: hey i need an omelet!
Short order cook: go to hell!
by classyshit October 27, 2011
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Crooked selfie

Posting a otherwise plain selfie on social media with an exaggerated tilt to make it look more hip and exciting.
The crooked selfie you posted at the Eiffel Tower makes me want to go there even more!
by Sparty81 August 7, 2015
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Crooked Eiffel Tower

When two males have intercourses with a female from the face, ass and or vagina while the males also kissing and doing other homosexual shit
Billy’s friend- billy and bob were making out while drilling Crystal from the front and back, holding hands,and fingered each other’s asshole
Crystals friend- isn’t that a crooked Eiffel Tower
by LilRy aka Reaper January 23, 2019
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Crookery

When someone who is a crook, steals from another crook.
This is pure crookery man!
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the crooked man

A large razor teeth demon from the lowest depths of hell that takes it's victims and twists them in a crooked way. Only GOD knows why the absolute fuck kids would make a song about this thing.
Sally: "There was the crooked man, and he walked a crooked mile."

*Goes towards John while singing*
John: Fuck off demon summoner.
by Sugardaddy52 February 26, 2021
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Nick Crooks

by minecraftgamer1091212121 August 7, 2021
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