cont

Cont is the Australian version of cunt.

memes___ is a huge cont

by TheGhostCat January 13, 2016

contarded

Confused and retarded
When a individual doesn't know what theyre talking about.

She is so contarded and doesn't know anything

by josie321 March 3, 2016

Contaminaminated

what kindergartners say while trying to say contaminated

Don't touch that Jimmy! It's Contaminaminated

by Dictionary_Cat May 6, 2016

Contact Farting

The unwavering need to fart heavily when ever making contact with your best friend.

"Sorry I can't help it, It's contact farting"

by Van Nostram September 20, 2016

contact dermatitis

Contact dermatitis is a common condition among motorbikers who don't wear enough gear (Squids) and happen to interact with the road at speed.

Also known as road rash.

Hey did you hear about that squid from the other night? He came off on a bend and caught a bad case of contact dermatitis.

by pajobr January 22, 2017

contact stoned

Contact Stoned is when you get stoned by being in the same room or space that other people are getting are smoking pot/weed in.

You get stoned by being on close contact to the other person who is in the process of getting stoned/high.

I just got a little 'contact stoned' because my boyfriend smoked pot while we were in bed together.

by Imogen_B April 8, 2017

clontch

Clontch means hold tight

"He *clontched* on the door"

by Urban james June 5, 2017