Cooking Douche

Celebrity Chef Gordon James Ramsay

1:Have you seen that episode of The F-Word with Meatloaf in it?
2: Oh yeah, he yells, "goodbye, AAAH!' at the end, haha.
1: Cooking Douche's show is hilarious sometimes

by Kilroy Higgins August 28, 2009

crominate

A combination of "crush" and "dominate". Only to be used in circumstances in which neither of the aforementioned words adequately describes the sheer level of ownage that has or will be taking place.

Bill: Did you see the Colts game last night?
Ted: Hell yeah! They crominated the Patriots!

or

Steve: Did you study for this test man?
Danny: Yeah, I'm gonna crominate this thing.

by atxcoltsfan June 24, 2010

choking my chicken

Caitlyn chapman sucking my dick

Caitlyn is like a raging bill while choking my chicken

by chowmang July 27, 2014

Cooking Bacon

To cock-block; to prevent one from getting play a.k.a. the digits, having sex or the booty. Preventing one from starting a relationship

I was trying to get this lovely young woman's phone number but my best friend was cooking bacon

by IbeCookin June 1, 2011

croin

when pants are riding so high that when your sitting down you can see the dick and balls protruding, this new entity is no longer dick and balls but a single croin

"dude my pants are so tight that my croin hurts"

dude 1: "dude put that croin in the trash"

Dude 2: "ill put you in the dirt"

by jayrayvay February 26, 2009

Choking the turkey

feverishly masturbating while making a turkey dinner

Brother 1: Why'd it take dad so long making dinner tonight?

Brother 2: Oh you know dad he's always choking the turkey.

by th3lawmak3r76 August 10, 2012

choking

In need of something now. Usually a beverage or food.

I'm choking for a pint - Jack Jarvis esquire

by Scottish arsehole November 17, 2015