crispafloppy

the description for bacon that is cooked to the point of being floppy with a little crispiness.

THis bacon isn't crispafloppy, it's flopacrispy.

by Allie March 8, 2005

Croppable

A part of the group photo that can be cropped to make a separate picture.

Look! Jack and Jill totally look croppable!

by deiserys April 29, 2009

crippadoodle

ror that one nigga ur gay for in ur gang, the rest are your cros but we all got dat one homeboy we would get 8 inches into if we had the chance

malik “ayo darius u wanna go get dons cro”
darius “anything for you my crippadoodle”

by Ek.2.trappedout August 27, 2024

crapparatus

An electrical and/or mechanical apparatus that has taken hours or days of your time to design and assemble, but that either does not work at all or works so badly that it needs to be scrapped.

Where’s the oscilloscope?
It’s part of that crapparatus I just wasted a week on.

by Hatchetface September 6, 2007

[Cripple] [Football]

A varitation of American Football, which has the players positioned on their knees. Cripple Football is usually played in a small room, such as a basement, garage, or if you're lucky, the kitchen.

Bob, "Hey guys, do you want to play some Cripple Football?"

John, "Sorry, I can't because my knees are too sore."

by Lil' Meatwad October 18, 2008

chippachew

a person who is extreamly loud and abnoxious

the girl is so chippachew

by bananapokeer February 11, 2009

CRIPPLETARD

CROSS BETWEEN CRIPPLE AND RETARD: SOMEONE SO STUPID THEY ARE CRIPPLING RETARDED OR SOMEONE WHO IS CRAZY DRUNK

SNOOKIE IS SUCH A CRIPPLETARD SHE NEEDS TO BE SHOT AND PUT OUT HER MISERY!

OR

MAN..I GOT SO CRIPPLETARDED ATT HE CLUB LAST NIGHT I CRAWLED UP THE FIRE ESCAPE!

by KING VIRGIL August 12, 2010