War Crime Day

Celebrated on the 14th of February, to show appreciation for all the war crimes we commit.

You better hide this War Crime Day Fritz you little shit.

by Big Man Borees February 14, 2022

Meme Crime

A meme crime is when someone thinks they are funny but they're not because they like shitty memes that were never good.

Will: Hey, do you like that Damn Daniel meme? It's the best meme in the world!
John: Will, that's a meme crime you fucking cuck.

by ImNotFunnyAtAll June 03, 2017

Math Crime

When someone breaks the rule of math. Most commonly when someone sucks at algebra or trig.

Committing a math crime can result in going to math hell or math purgatory.

by Bezzybazbear July 20, 2022

Public Crime

An otherwise legal act or belief that runs contrary to the wishes of the self-righteous elitist establishment.

After Kyle committed the public crime of defending himself at the mostly peaceful riots, the political and media establishment tried and convicted him based on a false narrative.

by MNsnowboy January 01, 2022

crime no can pay

crime doesn't pay. Batman's signature line in Pidgin English.

If Batman were one Kanaka dude, he'd say "crime no can pay, so no ack' Joker!". Joker would say "I wen get yo' ass next time, Batman, bumbai!"

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 December 30, 2016

bro crime

When a bro breaks the bro code and causes an atrocity.

Dont trust Noah, he commited a bro crime by taking Adriana from Al.
Tal 's a good bro he would never commit a bro crime!
I'LL NEVER FORGET YOUR BRO CRIMES OF '20

by llmbntf May 31, 2021

dime crime

A petty crime that doesn't have much return.

I forgot to pay for the paper. It was only worth 50 cents, so just a dime crime.

by Ereck Flowers November 21, 2018