Greg or Craig?

What Linda McFly had to ask Big Brother Dave when he protestingly grumbled to her that "although he wasn't her answering service", a guy by one of those two names had called for her a little while earlier. What makes this heartwarmingly-amusing it that before Marty's destiny-altering adventures in 1955, the geeky-looking and bespectacled Linda had been sulkily bemoaning the fact that few boys seemed at all interested in her plain and somewhat-chunky self, she now had so many "cool dude" admirers that there actually **was** a guy named "Greg" AND another guy named "Craig" who would have been equally-likely to phone her up.
It can indeed be wonderful if you actually have so many boyfriends that you hafta ask, "Well, which one was it --- Greg or Craig?" upon being told about a missed phone call, but it can also be a bit difficult and embarrassing if you need to call the name of one of them to a large group of guys hanging out together, since it may cause two or more of said hot hunks to come running to you in response, each thinking you were hollering to him instead of someone else in the group. :P
by QuacksO April 19, 2019
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A general term used to describe small, silly looking rail vehicles. Most often narrow gauge locomotives.

The origin of the term is unknown, as it probably originated in a discord conversation many years ago.
"The SBB Tm II and the KTM class 25 are my favourite craigs"
by Chrookie February 22, 2023
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Someone whom plays combat games that allow a lot of creativity but only plays the most beaten dog meta builds that have ever been. A craig doesn't get good at games, he just uses the one thing that always wins and announces himself the GOAT for it.
dang man another craig; good thing the majority of players are craigs so game designers know exactly what needs to be nerfed. Too bad every craig also messages every person they've ever played against to verbally tea bag after playing like junk themselves.
by XboxNWLSupreme#47 August 22, 2023
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A Craig is someone who is from Nuevo Laredo, but claims to be from Monterey.
Stop being such a Craig
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Craig is an entity/entities that transcends the limits of human perception; Like the concept of “God”. Craig will sit atop its golden throne on the sun and pass judgment on those who defy its set “Laws of physics”. Craig will on occasion choose a mortal vessel to observe and/or interfere with our world and has caused many monotheistic religions to flourish throughout history.
To defy Craig is to deny nature.

I swear to Craig if you do not stop...
by Craig_is_God June 21, 2020
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A millipede who sadly passed away on November 1st, 2024. In his time alive, he was sick as hell and super fucking cool. His death was most likely caused by brain injuries from being dropped from severe heights. Rest in peace.
Person: I heard something happened to your pet. What happened?
Me: My millipede Craig died. Im really sad and he was super cool. Rest in peace.

Person: Hey, I heard when Craig was alive he was super fucking cool.
Me: Hell yeah he was...
by TomaterNater November 30, 2024
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