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“Covid moment”

A covid moment is when, after surviving the covid 19 virus, you have a foggy brain: unable to recollect everyday words, you’re somewhat disoriented, some people report being forgetful and cannot concentrate. Others have memory loss, etc. etc. its temporary but very alarming especially when you’ve relied upon your intelligence your entire life. That’s why its a moment, a covid moment.
Natasha’s “covid moment” alarmed her because She was so happy to see the beautiful object in her daughter’s hands . She exclaimed , “oh my what beautiful, beautiful….” But she couldn’t find the word, “flowers” to complete her sentence.
by WildestBlings May 15, 2021
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COVID-19ed

When someone bails from social interaction. They don't want it to sound personal, but they really don't have a better excuse.
Hey man is your wife's boyfriend coming over for pizza? Nah he found out I'd be there and he COVID-19ed.
by babygress June 4, 2020
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COVID-19

Something that will never go away even though the pandemic won't last forever.
Some stupid guy: Eats Bat Soup
That same stupid guy: Gets COVID-19
by PhoenixGamer34 September 21, 2021
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Covid Con

1. A scam related to using the pandemic to become rich.
2. When somebody promises to help you get your 'stimulus' on their account, then keeps the cash.
He was trying to perpetrate a Covid con,
but I am too smart.
by Divinessence June 15, 2020
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The Covid Trombone

When you get your Covid-19 laden asshole eaten out while getting a hand job at the same time from one person. Looks like the giver is playing an infected Covid-19 trombone...with a 'rusty', brown Covid-19 smeared mouthpiece.
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Carol introduced Bob to the The Covid Trombone when she stuck her tongue in his virus filled ass while jerking him off.
by Sok Phupet May 3, 2020
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Covid Line

A line that appears longer than it actually is due to Covid-19 social distancing practices
I thought that line was super long for chick-fil-a, but it was just a Covid line.
by Despofordummy March 17, 2021
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Covid Hipster

Someone who says they had Covid-19 pre-pandemic. Whether or not they actually did is not clear.
Tom won't stop talking about the cold he couldn't shake entirety of November in 2019. He is such a Covid Hipster.
by Bearrenegade August 6, 2021
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