P.A.R.E cough

The cough one requires after running the P.A.R.E Test.

I can’t stop coughing after the P.A.R.E Test: it’s he P.A.R.E cough.

by Alicat1994 December 21, 2021

coughing baby

vs hydrogen bomb

Hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby

by TheArchNoob March 27, 2025

Day care kenel cough

Children picking up illness from other children.

Children picking up illnesses from other children and taking that cough or cold home to the parents. Honey, it seems like we have been constantly sick ever since we enrolled junior into day care. I know junior is sick today, but we both have to work, just send him in! And the vicious circle of "Day care kenel cough continues"!

by A Big Bad Boy October 16, 2011

Coughed in my coffee maker

When one person sucks a fart out of someone else’s butt and blows it into the first persons mouth

The barista gasped when Jeff coughed in my coffee maker.

by Randi&Jeff October 25, 2025

manorville dick cough

something u get when u visit/live in manorville. hacking profusely.

daniel has manorville dick cough

by enowneaknw September 25, 2021

Golfers Cough

Golfers Cough was invented by a man named Neil. He went golfing and contracted an horrendous cough which sounded very similar to a fog horn. It was very chesty and crackly. It is a very serious condition world wide and is contagious.

Me:Hey Neil - I think I am coming down with the cough you have.

Neil:It’s not just a cough. It’s Golfers cough.

Me:Ubuntu

by NF-Bpl May 20, 2024

jack cough

Jack off

I'm bouta go jack cough don't cum back here . Seriously don't

by Mippery. Lunatic. Sketchy. G March 10, 2024