hottest couple

jaiden and cate

jaiden and cate are the hottest couple

by cate the great October 30, 2022

National favorite couple day

National favorite couple day is on October 4 and its where you post your favorite 2 couples❤️💖

Omg it’s national favorite couple day💅🏾

by National favorite couple day October 3, 2018

couche burger

another word for female "genitalia", aka cunt twat chac, vag, beef curtains.

used in referance to yours,hers,your gfs, your moms or anyones vagina.

also used as an insult or term of endearment

shut the fuck up you couche burger

i railed that chic in her couche burger

dude i have a wedge and its right up my fucking couche burger

by MeGGeRs July 6, 2003

couched

when you are laid out on the couch and can not move, or don't want to move.

When you are on the phone and lying down on the couch talking to your friend. He asks you if you want to go out? you don't even want to move off the couch, so you tell your friend you are couched.

by Rob Favretto January 13, 2008

couche-tard

origins: convenience store in montreal with horny owl winking where anyone can buy cheap booze (cocconut drive, five dollar wine)

meaning: cust + douche + retard

Whoever thought that girls getting pig roasted is cool is a fucking couche-tard... unless they have an apple in their mouth.

by sexy farmer March 22, 2007

Best couples

Best couples are the letters M+A, M+H, M+R, M+G, M+N, A+M, A+R, A+K

Girl #1 "are me and my bf a good couple?"
Girl#2 "well duhhh you guys are M+A"
Girl#3 "omg thxs !!!"
Girl#3 " best couples"

by SpongeBob 😎 October 29, 2019

The Perfect Couple

Living in the same neighbrohood. Hanging out everyday. Like Alex and Madison. When the girl is obsessed with the boy like madison is. Loving eachother forever no matter what.

Alex and Madison are the perfect couple.

by alex10101 October 25, 2009