The Zombies are Coming

A phrase from the popular game 'Plants VS Zombies', usually proceeded by intense anal or vaginal sex. This is usually done by a zombie or can be done by that shooty pea fucker with shoots you with the peas in your penis/vagina/booty hole. You will usually be killed by the end of this happening

John: Hey! Watch out! The zombies are coming!

Richard: (Being fucked by that pea fucker)

by weednosethereindeer January 15, 2022

i know where you're coming from

"You're a stupid piece of shit and I can relate to how upset you are, because you're pissing me off right now..."

"Our website clearly stated that the item wouldn't ship until Monday, but I know where you're coming from..."

by LordNikonX June 5, 2014

coochie cooing

playing with or fondling the vagina.

He was caught coochie cooing with his girlfriend. He looked embarrassed but his girlfriend did not.

by uttam maharjan September 29, 2011

You're coming with me to Brazil

"You're coming with me to Brazil" is a threat to anyone who doesn't want to go to Brazil. If you go to Brazil, you will immediately be murdered by either: BLACK HOLES, CRIMINALS, GANG VIOLENCE, SNIPERS, MERCENARIES.

Guy1: YOU'RE COMING WITH ME TO BRAZIL!!!!!!!!!

Guy2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Bored10yearolld February 8, 2021

Coming out of The Wardrobe

The act of declaring one's adoration for the works of CS Lewis, the Narnia trilogy

George: "Check out Condi, she's rocking an Aslan T-shirt"
Barry: "I guess she's 'coming out of the wardrobe', at last"
George: "Condi, that's some fucked up subversive bigoted shit shit. Take that shit off"

by M1LRTYM ! November 29, 2010

Coning

The subtle act of inserting a pine cone, lubricated with mayonnaise, in the rectum, and then proceeding to moving it in and out of the rectum at a steady speed.

Person 1: "Hey, wanna have sex in the playground tube?"
Person 2: "Sorry, I'm Coning myself tonight."

by derpsalot August 30, 2010

Reduce, you're coming not good to me

A phrase, originally invented in Israel. One may use this phrase when another (which he dislikes) approaches him and/or requests something from him.

*MIKE HATES DANNY*

Danny: Hey Mike what's up?
Mike: Reduce, you're coming not good to me.

by Elad .I. aka Kintaro and Johnny Fairplay March 18, 2005