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contemputing

when you’re so fucking baked that nothing seems real and you’re spaced the FUCK out
holy shit dude that bong rip has me contemputing”
by icky.vicky420 October 17, 2020
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Conquering the Queen

When a man simultaneously urinates between the squatted legs of his partner.
I ended up conquering the Queen before we worked one out last night!
by Ocouple339966 November 21, 2020
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Consuede

Kuhn-sweyd;
To convince someone in a quickly manner
Person 1: Hey, do you want to come over tonight?
Person 2: No thanks.
Person 1: We have drinks!
Person 2: Don’t try to consuede me! I know what you’re doing!
by Itswednesdaymydudes November 23, 2020
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Consuede

Kuhn-Sweyd;
To convince someone in a quick manner
Person 1: Do you want to come over tonight?
Person 2: No thanks.
Person 1: We have drinks!
Person 2: Don’t try to consuede me! I know exactly what you’re doing!
by Itswednesdaymydudes November 23, 2020
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Contemncile

kom-puhn-sahyl

/ ˈkɒm pənˌsaɪl /
To make someone feel unimportant by giving unsolicited advice, whilst implying more experience or superiority.
Gerald hoped to contemncile his friend by saying, "Don't worry man, everyone learns at a different pace." and knowing fully well that his friend knew what he was doing and made a slight mistake.
by tannerdino November 24, 2020
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Contemncile

kom-puhn-sahyl

/ ˈkɒm pənˌsaɪl /
To make someone feel unimportant by giving unsolicited advice, whilst implying more experience or superiority.
Gerald hoped to contemncile his friend by saying, "Don't worry man, everyone learns at a different pace." and knowing fully well that his friend knew what he was doing and made a slight mistake.
by tannerdino November 24, 2020
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Contemncile

kom-puhn-sahyl

/ ˈkɒm pənˌsaɪl /
To make someone feel unimportant by giving unsolicited advice, whilst implying more experience or superiority.
Gerald contemnciled his friend by saying, "Don't worry man, everyone learns at a different pace." and knowing fully well that his friend knew what he was doing and made a slight mistake.
by tannerdino November 24, 2020
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