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E-mail Coma/Loop

Getting addicted to looking at/ sending e-mails, letting several hours go by being oblivious to everything but your own e-mail world.
Person A: I thought we were going to hang out 2 hours ago...

Person B: I know....I got stuck in an e-mail coma/loop, forgetting about the time. Sorry. I had a never ending circle of e-mails to read. I haven't checked my e-mail in a month, resulting in 1,356 unread e-mails...I totally forgot about it...Sorry!!

Person A: Oh I see...ya that happens to me all the time..Anyway, How about hanging out tommorow?
by xDGoMuSiCxD January 2, 2010
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soul and a thousand comas

A common turn of phrase, often used to describe a wonderful tale. Strange in facts but somehow still appealing. An entertaining story, that is only entertaining due to the person telling. Perhaps you'll even learn a deeper meaning due to its ludicrousness.
Wow, forget all of those gramar inconsistencies, this writing is amazing. It's so full of soul and a thousand comas.
by The AuthorD59 July 29, 2011
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Comance

When somebody is in love with a couple.
Other forms comancing-verb, comanced-adv., comancing- adj.
That was one crazy comance!
by RabioticChimp July 4, 2008
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Comanche Snow Plow

The first step to the Comanche Snow Plow is to throw in a fat dip. Then make your partner put her left foot over her head and spit on your dick and ram it in her ass so hard that she wails like a Comanche Indian.
Holy shit Jake did you just see that Comanche Snow Plow last night
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comage

The act of bobbing your head vigorously.

Pronounciation: Cum-ah-jeh
Listening to music makes me comage immensly.
by Gump Giggens April 26, 2006
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pizza coma

Niggeritis for white people; lethargy brought on by eating too much food, primarily carbs.
Damn I'm stuffed, I'm gonna sit in front of the TV and fall into a pizza coma.
by Tha Motherfuckin December 24, 2008
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comajoswaboozel

At the stroke of midnight, when the sexual smeagols (Lord of the rings) come about and prance nakedly before your eyes and urniate in your kitchen sink.

In other words, ignore all that nonsense, it means absolutely nothing and has no real meaning and existance to anything.

Comajoswaboozel is just a random word and say it whenever the hell you want to, to confuse the crap out of people!
"Hey look at that mother Comajoswaboozel. He is such a Bon Jovi."
or
"What the fuck, last night I had a dream about Smeagols who did their traditional Comajoswaboozel and it really turned me on.
by Paul McRotch April 24, 2004
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