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Mouth Cocktail

Cum mix with spit in someones mouth
by Amekami123 August 28, 2022
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Pornstar Cocktail

When you shoot your Pornstar Martini into her anus, then stirred with your penis to mix into a "Cocktail" she then proceeds to 'push' out the resulting cocktail into a glass for someone else to drink.
"I had a 3 way last night, and the greedy bitch insisted on me giving her mate a Pornstar Cocktail too"
by The Queen of Sheba June 9, 2019
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Quirming Cocktail

A game played with two or more people where they circle around a cup and start quirming until everyone goons into the cup. The last person to goon has to mix the reproductive matter with a drink of choice and completely drink the concoction.
1. I lost quirming cocktail at the sleepover!
2. I just beat my Dad at quirming cocktail!
by #1nufter March 16, 2024
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Ice cream cocktail

When you fart cum on someone's face and lick it off after they ejaculated in your ass
My boyfriend gave me a ice cream cocktail. He fucked me and came in my ass. I farted the cum on his face and licked it off
by IgetBlumpkinsBitch November 11, 2021
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ballbuster cocktail

So what? Your horny? We have the perfect cocktail for you. The ballbuster

First things first open your Altoid’s box your grandpa gave you on your 13th birthday. Remember how that first altoid made you forget you ate it? That’s because those are mickys. So to be careful start by just poring that whole box in a cup let’s make this a drink so good you forgot you ever had it and what kind of man might just take you home tonight. Let’s make it fun!

Take 5 shots of Tequila

2 shots of vodka

1 shot of cum donated or pasture raised.

2 shots of vanilla extract

1 shot Covid 19 vaccine

3 ice cubes

Shake until your arm hurts

Then use other hand until it hurts

Slam that shit. Have fun. Stay safe.
Hey man you remember last night. No but my balls were busted when I woke up! Ballbusted!! You had the ballbuster cocktail last night! It really works. I can’t wait to have one at my moms funeral tonight.
by Bonkedintheheadasachild December 14, 2024
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cocktail

When ur dick comes out of ur ass
hey look i have a cocktail
by Rasshaus April 23, 2020
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cocktail blocking

Dragging your friend away from a guy to get cocktails, aka cock blocking him (or if your friend does like him you've just cocktail blocked her). Can also be used as a drinking game within a group of girls. The savior must buy the saved a drink.
"Got some drinks I'm cocktail blocking him from her"
by purple-monkies May 6, 2013
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