tedious chaos

Tedious chaos is a paradoxical event where an event is both long and tiresome, while simultaneously being marked by complete disorder and confusion.

Me: This pandemic really sucks. Will it ever end?
Him: Plus its so confusing. Wear your mask - but also they don't help. There's 10 p.m. that there is a misdemeanor if you get caught driving - but will they enforce it?
Me: Look at what bars are doing - you take your mask off once you sit down - that's helpful
Him: Plus there is so much that is open one day - closed the next. This county is red and this county is purple but last week it was different - you can't keep up with all the news and restrictions.
Me: Its totally fucking tedious chaos.

by Siouxsie Supertramp December 13, 2020

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chaos;head

When you go down on him and then go hbhugufndiskdjskxodnsisndje like Richard Nixon in futurama

I'm gonna give you my patented 'chaos;head'

by Splozion October 28, 2022

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Chaos

No. It wouldn't be that. It would just no longer be fat cock sexual paradise at the expense of everyone else.

Hym "That's hardly chaos. Maybe at first. But social entropy would kick in. And she said explicitly that it was flat. That's the Jordan Peterson in you. And it's repugnant.

by Hym Iam July 27, 2024

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boom boom chao

when you do the deed with a person then leave, get out your poison, then dip “boom boom chao”

tyler: yoo did you see that girl i pulled last night

jake: yeah bro, do you have to date her now??

tyler: nah man i just did the ol’ boom boom chao

jake: dam bro, thats how it be sometimes

by smooth hitter January 12, 2021

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