Astro-Chalice

A handheld vaporizer.

Bust out the Astro-Chalice, bro'!

by J-96 August 27, 2012

Nano-chance

An almost immeasurably tiny chance of something happening.

The average person has a nano-chance of hittingthe Mega Millions lottery jackpot.

by Nano-chance Man February 9, 2013

Terribility Chance

The chance at which someone or something will be terrible.

I was going to ask a popular girl out, so there was a terribility chance.

There was an open house at the dentist, and my mom was making me go, so there is a high terribility chance.

by Muncho the Clown April 30, 2013

Hangover Chalice

A large vessel for water consumption after a night of heavy debauchery and copulation.

After a night of heavy drinking and cocaine consumption, Peder reached over to his nightstand for his hangover chalice with no luck... fuck he was parched!

by Dstyles January 1, 2017

Cholo Chanclas

Sandals for them gangster beaners in the hood.

Aye! Jaun Taco where my cholo chanclas at I gotta go mow the lawn?

by ABCDEFGHIJKLMFAOPQRSTUVWXYZ August 12, 2017

off-chance of a maybe

Improbable, or highly unlikely; about as likely as the chance that "maybe" means "yes" rather than "no."; An unbelievable eventuality.

"What, from here? On the off-chance of a maybe that you make this basket, I'll wash BOTH your cars."

Person 1:"Its today? I didn't study!"

Person 2: "Don't worry, you won't fail!"
Person 1 sarcastically: "Sure I won't! On the off-chance of a maybe Mr. Hickerman forgot to bring the exam today!"

by AllThatIsGold October 4, 2017

blame chance day

On every November 5th is Blane Chance day. A day where everything is Chance’s fault.

Thanks a lot Chance, I failed my math test today. It is your fault, because it is blame chance day.

by Mcmtb November 5, 2017