(automobile, cellphone, driver, self-centered), someone who talks on a cellphone, while holding it to the side of their head & driving an automobile.
Beware the Cell Pilot when crossing the street, as they are distracted & may not notice you until it is too late to avoid a collision.
by Darth Johnny December 19, 2010
Get the Cell Pilotmug. "If you lock someone in a cell and no one talks to him they would be better off that in the public education" ~ Flat Eather
Hym "I highly doubt I'm the rule rather than the exception. And in my defense I have the equivalent of like 9 years worth of college level psychology courses under my belt. That isn't really 'sitting in a cell and doing nothing.' 10 if you count the sex therapist stuff...
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
Get the A Cellmug. by Coop Dupe December 14, 2019
Get the curse cell cancellationmug. 
Connection detection - Bubble u x x dat come -v Cell rules: Wn ur mss run
lowWn cell gets/runs slowIf ur cell cms 2b slow downI'll send u me pics min
lowWn cell gets/runs slowIf ur cell cms 2b slow downI'll send u me pics min
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
Get the v Cell rulesmug. I don't even own a mobile phone, but I hear dat a lot of people get charged with unsafely using said devices while operating motor vehicles --- said misbehavers have "answerving your cell phone" written in da "describe infraction" line on their driving-violation tickets.
by QuacksO February 15, 2020
Get the answerving your cell phonemug. That company staffs its customer service department 24 hours a day so they had to put a Celle at every employee's desk because they were replacing their old cheap-ass office chairs after a week.
In the event of a global nuclear war, only cockroaches and Celle Chairs will be left on Earth.
In the event of a global nuclear war, only cockroaches and Celle Chairs will be left on Earth.
by Dunkdog May 24, 2022
Get the Cellemug.