A: I love celling tiles! They are so nutritious
B: but celling tiles have been involved in everyone since 1758
A:I hope you die
B: but celling tiles have been involved in everyone since 1758
A:I hope you die
by I love celling tiles June 01, 2024
A metaphor that refers to a person who shows up to Christian church but is not involved with the church community.
Josephine is such a fat cell! She doesn't serve despite her obvious capacity to serve!
My pastor called me a fat cell today and told me to serve! I'm so offended!
My pastor called me a fat cell today and told me to serve! I'm so offended!
by PreciseTurnip January 20, 2024
When a sexual partner goes rooting around through your phone looking for shit to get pissed off at you about.
Be it contact with a friend they don't like or a past encounter your trying to catch up with.
Be it contact with a friend they don't like or a past encounter your trying to catch up with.
Maggie: Why's Georgio pissed at you?
Susan: I left my phone at his place.
Maggie: Did that dumb ass go cell phone rummaging again?
Susan: Yes! and I was talking with my ex Troy about completely innocent things.
Susan: I left my phone at his place.
Maggie: Did that dumb ass go cell phone rummaging again?
Susan: Yes! and I was talking with my ex Troy about completely innocent things.
by ballsinthewind June 22, 2010
The coolest villain ever. My idol, the perfect being. He can survive in space, regenerate, fire blasts, construct a carefully and elegantly designed arena in a few hours, you name it.
"Super" Vegeta: Let's see this perfect form of yours!
Perfect Cell: Very well.
*vegeta gets clapped for the 5000th time*
Perfect Cell: Very well.
*vegeta gets clapped for the 5000th time*
by qqb11ar November 29, 2024
Bob: Did you hear Amber murdered her own kid because she failed to have sex safely?!
Alix: She didn’t abort anything! It’s just a clump of cells! She can spread her legs for as many guys as she wants without consequences you sexist pig!
Alix: She didn’t abort anything! It’s just a clump of cells! She can spread her legs for as many guys as she wants without consequences you sexist pig!
by TheHeintz April 29, 2024
The act of attending class by calling another cell phone that is present in the classroom while you are not.
I bought two cellphones so my friends can take one to my classes for me. I stay in bed and call the phone in the classroom to listen to the daily lesson. I guess you could say that I'm attending cell-u-lar-versity.
by poppilopo June 12, 2009
This occurs when the boss walks around to check cubicles, to see who is in attendance or what you doing at any point of the day when he or she is bored. This is to make sure that the employees know and remember who is in charge. It becomes a nuisance or annoyance to employees who are hip to the game.
I was planning on sneaking out early from work on Friday but I had to wait until the boss did his afternoon cell check to see who was still in the office or working.
by Max L. B. December 16, 2022