Liberal Canadians exist primarily in Eastern Canada, where there are no jobs. This however is not always the case. Some of the smarter Liberal Canadians have packed up and moved West in recent years in hopes of changing the hearts and minds of Conservative Western Canadians. These attempts have proved futile at best.
Liberal Canadians also feel the need to hold small protests about generally irrelevant things. Some of the issues Liberal Canadians feel the need to protest include, but are not limited to: helping the homeless, police beatings, perceived racism, big business, energy supplies and global wars. Liberal Canadians like to sit on theirs hands and collect welfare and take little or no personal responsibility for their own lives. They generally speaking like to bitch and moan about allot of things, but offer nothing in the way of real world, workable solutions.
Liberal Canadians can be found anywhere Socialist, "I know better then you" types are found, primarily in sub-standard coffee houses. If a Liberal Canadian is spotted in your area, there are a few things you can do to refute their big government polices. First of all, buy a gun. Liberals dislike guns because they feel that becoming a victim of violent crime is a better option then trying to defend against it. Additionally, do not donate any food stuffs or currency to Liberal Canadians. Direct them to the nearest welfare office if you don't already know where it is.
Liberal Canadians also feel the need to hold small protests about generally irrelevant things. Some of the issues Liberal Canadians feel the need to protest include, but are not limited to: helping the homeless, police beatings, perceived racism, big business, energy supplies and global wars. Liberal Canadians like to sit on theirs hands and collect welfare and take little or no personal responsibility for their own lives. They generally speaking like to bitch and moan about allot of things, but offer nothing in the way of real world, workable solutions.
Liberal Canadians can be found anywhere Socialist, "I know better then you" types are found, primarily in sub-standard coffee houses. If a Liberal Canadian is spotted in your area, there are a few things you can do to refute their big government polices. First of all, buy a gun. Liberals dislike guns because they feel that becoming a victim of violent crime is a better option then trying to defend against it. Additionally, do not donate any food stuffs or currency to Liberal Canadians. Direct them to the nearest welfare office if you don't already know where it is.
by Conservative Canadian January 09, 2010
Funny as hell movie, but really stupid, involes America going to a Cold War with Canada to get presidential ratings.
" Imagine your children pledging allegiance to the Maple Leaf. Maynonase on everything. Winter, 11 months of the year. Ann Murray... All day.... Every day"
by Kestrel April 26, 2005
When your favorite sports team is being shut out and they end up scoring in the last few minutes of a game but still lose by multiple points, goals or runs.
"Looks like we fell short again. I'm sick of putting up a Canadian comeback every other game, we're pathetic."
by Ben123212 August 28, 2007
"man, I gave your sister the canadian tailgate last night with ã labatt, then ã mexican tailgate with ã corona later."
by ryanthebatman August 03, 2008
by Tomato Head October 12, 2006
Where you are having sexual intercourse with a lady doggy style, He pulls out then spits on her back. When she looks back, he ejaculates in her face.
by Jungdaddy18 April 10, 2006
Inserting your fist into your partners anus or vagina then extenting all fingers simatanously to create a bursting sensation. Also known as the Candian Starbursts when using mulitple hands.
Sex Moves
Sex Moves
I was shooting for the stars when I gave her a Canadian Starburst.
She said, "It felt like the 4th of July when you gave me that Canadian Starburst."
"Was that the Canadian Starburst woooo OH woooo now I know how the dinasours went extinct."
She said, "It felt like the 4th of July when you gave me that Canadian Starburst."
"Was that the Canadian Starburst woooo OH woooo now I know how the dinasours went extinct."
by Rossdizzle April 02, 2008