A sexual term originally coined by Stephen T. Colbert on his show on 2/4/10
To give someone Canada's History, you must first saw off his/her leg using a moose-antler bone saw. Next, replace the leg with the Stanley Cup, using pure Canadian maple syrup as the only adhesive (because Canadians are hard like that).
To give someone Canada's History, you must first saw off his/her leg using a moose-antler bone saw. Next, replace the leg with the Stanley Cup, using pure Canadian maple syrup as the only adhesive (because Canadians are hard like that).
Stephanie: "Oh God, he just gave me Canada's History."
Stephen: "What, like a college course?"
Stephanie: "No. Not even close."
Stephen: "What, like a college course?"
Stephanie: "No. Not even close."
by Verdy February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by Arachina February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. While performing Canada's History, they used Moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley cup
by That Guy Bri February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. Canadian: Canada's history is full of inspiring stories.
American: NO, you exist because America needed to keep the sun out of its eyes.
American: NO, you exist because America needed to keep the sun out of its eyes.
by Ethan bo bethan February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by n0divisi0n February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. (v.) This is a act of a male pouring maple syrup in the Mr. america's shield on the set of the insanely popular show "The Colbert Report" , then another male defecating in the shield and pouring it on a large moose head letting it run off into Stanly's cup. Then forcing the concoction into any orifice of a midget. The hard part is getting it all in though.
by Lovethe850 February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. To be given a television show by a mediocre comedian and a corrupt national broadcasting corporation, only to have it taken away seven months later.
by Your Brother's Kid February 7, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.