Canada's history 

a sex act so depraved it can't be described on TV -- not even basic cable! It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.

It takes FOREVER to do Canada's history right. And you smell of syrup for days.

Canada's history by mswyrr February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

(v.) This is a act of a male pouring maple syrup in the Mr. america's shield on the set of the insanely popular show "The Colbert Report" , then another male defecating in the shield and pouring it on a large moose head letting it run off into Stanly's cup. Then forcing the concoction into any orifice of a midget. The hard part is getting it all in though.

Did you read about Canada's History in that one magazine Canada's history? No? check The Beaver

Canada's History by Lovethe850 February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

The most deprave sexual act ever know in western history. It is believed that started as an initiation rite for younger Mason, however it was then stop by that group due to it's annal brutality. It includes the use of Maple Syrup, moose antlers and the Standle Cup. The addition later tools such as the Stanley Cup was later added by Canadians who believe it would make it part of their special character as a nation. It is important to note that special parts of this act remains still unknown only by a very selected group.

When i told my partner: i found out how to do a Canada's History do you want to try? that was the list time i was able to take a dump without help...

Canada's History by Jaime_sjo February 5, 2010

Canada's history 

A sexual act so depraved it cannot be explained on television but can be described in detail on UrbanDictonary.com

It involves a beaver pelt, musket balls, and a life like replica of William Shatner.

Hey bro, I cant believe I paid that hooker 50 bucks for a Canada's History!

Canada's history by PrinceBizzle February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

First, use the Stanley Cup to make some french toast. Then pour the maple syrup on the french toast and eat it.
Last, invite a girl back to your apartment and beat her with the antlers of a moose.

First, he used the Stanley Cup to make some french toast.
Then he poured some maple syrup on the french toast and ate it. Last, a girl finally came back to this guy's and the first thing he does is beat her with the antlers of a moose.

"Canada's History"

Canada's History by Daflintsnatcha February 5, 2010

Canada's History 

To be given a television show by a mediocre comedian and a corrupt national broadcasting corporation, only to have it taken away seven months later.

That giant redhead just got Canada's History'd by those dickbags.

Canada's History by Your Brother's Kid February 7, 2010

Canada's History 

Going to Saskatoon to visit thier "Red Light District"

Hey Darryl, how a'boot it, are you up for a bit of "Canada's History" tonight.

Canada's History by jjd241 February 8, 2010