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in the group of friends ... there will always be one that thinks a "sex on a stick" has to be ..... long haired greasy and fat ..... ( wouldnt be suprised if you could cook them in a deep fat frier.... without havin to add extra grease) longer nails than normal or any girl known to man. hangs penguins of a unwashed hat. smells jus as bad as his room which he could never leave cos hes sweats in sun light .... trust me ... this is dangerous.

and when they say they hav been laid and are extremly large in some areas ...... dont believe them cos they are jus pullina callum!

A callum gets far too excited at the slightest of girl attention and proves while his waist is large,his penis isn't.
will never EVER get laid cause he would cause the girl to into a coma from the sheer trauma and pyschological damage.
he causes every girl who tries to have a conversation with him physical pain because he is so retarded and annoying.
"oh...how is Rosie?"
"in the Hospital"
"OH NO! why??"
"well..you know her boyfriend?"
"yeah?"
"he's a callum"
*silence*
"Ew"
by WykeDykesbaby February 10, 2010
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He is a bitch and if you know him you should kill him he has a small dick a bit of a nerd and also gay
I hate callum
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Absolute fucking moron. Thinks he's hard because he punched an S1 in the face with a padlock. Thinks he's is funny but his jokes are the source of all aids in the UK
Look at Calum
Ye, he's a massive fucking pleb
by CalumIsABender September 16, 2017
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shit at playing video game a shit. if a total dick to people. has a shit sense of humour. no one likes him. and no one loves him
person 1: he is being such a Calum

person 2: we need to kick him out of the party
by no one like Calum November 29, 2019
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A stupid boy who thinks he is really funny when he says the n word

Looks like an emo version of micky mouse

Can never get admin

Trash
Anyone wanna go and beat up CallumlousTV?
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Callum , it mean a gay twat (boy)
Callum goes and fucks a man
by Asfgjkgdsftvcfjderbhybb November 29, 2014
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"So your name is Calum?"
"Yes"
"C-a-l-l-u-m?"
"WTF NO! KAMEHAMEHAAAAAAAAAAA!!"

Callum, it's wrong.
by Captain Irish Sarcasm July 13, 2010
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