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Cuddle puddle

When you cum on your bed and cuddle afterwards
Ben and Andy had a cuddle puddle after Ben's pullout game went all over the bed.
by Drizzt627 November 28, 2015
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naked cuddle

Naked cuddle a way of saying you want to have sex.
Honey let's naked cuddle tonight.
by Susan Martin May 14, 2016
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cuddle buddy

This means the same thing as a "Fuck Buddy" to some women
Random chick:I need a cuddle buddy tonight
Translation: come over to my house and fuck the shit out of me....NOW
by Dano3805 September 7, 2006
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cuddle slut

A person who appears to be obsessive in nature when it comes to the act of cuddling. This person may use social media sites such as tumblr, twitter, or Facebook to reach out to the public masses in desperation to find an individual who will be up for some cuddling.

What this person is really saying is that they are an extremely lonely individual who has severe problems with relationships and often suffers from break-ups which he/she thought was going to last "forever". In an attempt to suppress the raging fury within, they seek a cuddle buddy to help soothe these irritations.

It usually begins by the cuddle slut contacting the unsuspecting victim and offering a movie and sky vodka preferably in a college dorm setting.
Sabrina: "Hey, I love cuddling!!! I just suffered a heart-breaking emotional break-up with my unemotional friend. Will you please cuddle/fuck/smoke a joint with me????? I need attention!! Boo-Hoo!! My life is an emotional train wreck and I never listen to good advice from wise sages when I have the opportunity to!!

Victim: Good god! What is this thing!? Oh yeah, a cuddle slut. I've read about those things before. Scary creatures. (shivers)
by The Branch Davidians October 6, 2012
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Cuddle Boy

A Fuck Boy that you do everything with including cuddle. Except you don't fuck him!
by CuddleWithMeAllNightPlz October 3, 2016
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Cuddle Nut

When you wrap your balls around some other dudes balls.
Hey man do you wanna come in my cuddle nut?

Only if its just cuddling.
by ThatFuckoNoOneKnows February 16, 2019
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Phone cuddling

When you're too drunk for phone sex.
"Oh I like when you bite my neck, I'm going to take your bra off...ugh, drunk so many clasps, screw it, I'll try for pants, why is the button so tricky, eh, fuck it, let's just do some phone cuddling"
by omally April 26, 2015
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