by High strength nuts September 12, 2019
A sticky plastic film or clear sticker that is placed on top of LCD screens to prevent scratches. Typically used on small, heavily used devices like cell phones, digital cameras, and portable music players.
by PhoneHacker January 05, 2008
When someone is too cheap to buy a real condom for there "package" and they end up using seran wrap for protection.... and it doesnt help at all
Dave was too cheap to buy a real condom so he used a ghetto condom and now his girl is knocked up!!!
by fbdiuwfd'aidsf December 09, 2006
After several hours of boneing a worish slut your dick begins to get irritated due to the condom's lubrication evaperating
Person 1 "Dude I was so drunk and her cum box was so boored out that I couldn't bust my nut and ended up getting condom Raw"
Person 2 "Holy shit bro, so what did you do?"
Person 1 "I jerked off in the condom and threw it in her eye like a cum balloon, causing that bitch temporary blindness"
Person 2 "Holy shit bro, so what did you do?"
Person 1 "I jerked off in the condom and threw it in her eye like a cum balloon, causing that bitch temporary blindness"
by Ali T May 15, 2003
by betheahmmer0 October 30, 2009
A small penis. A penis that effectively swims in a condom often designed for average but not NORMAL sized hard-ons
A penis slightly larger than the actual condom swimmers - the sperm cells.
A penis slightly larger than the actual condom swimmers - the sperm cells.
Scott: "Hey Bill, did you see Max in the shower, I couldn't help be notice, he was washing his cock, I thought it was his fucking baby finger...I nearly exploded laughing...what can you do with that little stub?!"
Bill: "Yea I know, the guy acts and talks like he is the end-all and be-all for women when in fact he is packing a fucking condom swimmer!"
Bill: "Yea I know, the guy acts and talks like he is the end-all and be-all for women when in fact he is packing a fucking condom swimmer!"
by psiscott April 09, 2006
by jcblm5145 March 14, 2010