A piece of shit person who doesn't know any better he's a jock with no brain that sucks dick to pass grades he likes to do incest and cheat on his girlfriend if you met a Collin Hare then you met the worst possible person
by Byxis March 30, 2020

by Cleetus Chan September 8, 2021

Obnoxiously british name. Might also find some kids in the western united states with this name. Very feminine but still insists that he is straight and "One of the boys" He is a douchebag and gets no bitches. Moves to a differently school and town not long after arriving because he is a social outcast.
by ShoddyVariety June 18, 2022

He seems amazing at first the flirting the kisses the dates, until he loses control over you then he go crazy. He will stalk you and do anything in his power to regain control over you.
by Esachica420 October 17, 2021

A person that is strange, but in a cool way. He plays tennis, and is both smart and funny. He has unique hobbies, such as Dungeons & Dragons and ventriloquism. He can be annoying at times, but only when his friends make fun of him, or when he’s defending the things he cares about. He also has a huge, annoying, and obsessive crush on his best friend’s younger sister, since she happens to be the only girl that has some things in common with him. He also hates that his crush is 2 years younger than him, since all his friends call him a pedo. He enjoys pestering his best friend about playing Yu-Gi-Oh! since he got him some cards for his birthday that he never uses. He also likes to pretend he’s super cool, and acts like it by wearing a leather jacket to school on rare occasions, despite being a complete nerd. In all, he’s a nice guy that loves to joke around, but can be serious when he wants to be. A good friend to count on when feeling down (although it’s usually him counting on others).
Collin: Yo yo yo ur sister said hi to me! I think she finally likes me!
Jonah: Debatable.
Collin: shut it
Jonah: Debatable.
Collin: shut it
by CoolCollin14 September 8, 2019

Collin's a british man who doesnt like his name being spelled with 2 L's. He denys that he is british in any way shape or form but we all know he is :)
by urmomsahomosexual November 23, 2021

A 5'10 white alpha male who gets extremely angry at inanimate objects, often large concrete poles outside of shopping centres. Hobbies include tonguing down a 3/10 on a drunken night. Can play footy and will fuckin tell you about it. Overall solid man, definitely would let fuck me.
by Comprehensive Dicktionary October 20, 2021
