Noun: When 2 or more people defecate into cups, and proceed to mix them up in a mixer. Then proceeds to drink the item produced.
Person 1: Yo, this bitch and I did a Romanian Cocktail the other day
Person 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.
Person 2: What the fuck is wrong with you.
by Crack dealer October 09, 2018

I got really methed up on a midwest cocktail the other night. I haven't been able to sleep, drink, or eat since.
by Bigdude05 June 14, 2022

Karen always goes to the bar and she orders the same drink as her girlfriends a basic bitch cocktail
by Daniel Galloway December 14, 2021

Diane, I would love to have a drink with you but you live so far...guess we will have to have a phone cocktail! Cheers!
by sneaky1 April 03, 2009

The Math Discoverer's Cocktail is a Cocktail that turns you from what is numbers to Holy Crap, I'm going beyond Algebra. It's some Kratom that you taste and it's bitter. Then you take a spoonful of Kratom and mix in warm water and drink. Then, get ready to puke.
Then Math fills your head. Numbers, Equations like 2+3=5 and 3×3=9.
The next day, you try 1g to 6g of Kratom mixed in warm water. No puking unless the dose is too high. More math fills your head. 12×10=120 and 12×11=132. 17+35=52.
The third day, Modafinil 200mg. Algebra and PEMDAS fills your mind. Geometry too.
Day 4, Armodafinil 150mg. More Geometry. Some Trigonometry.
Day 5, Adipex 75mg. Some Pre-calculus fills your head. You begin to calculate percent yield and Mole. The formula for Density or D=M/V goes in your head. Graphs and Parabolas and Lines.
Day 6, Extract Benzedrex with 10ml Distilled White Vinegar and clean the Lavender Oil and Menthol with 15ml Corn Oil. Propylhexedrine Acetate solution (You can't make crystals from Acetate, only HCl). You discard the Oil layer with Lavender Oil and Menthol. You drink 1 Benzedrex. More math and science fills your head.
Then Math fills your head. Numbers, Equations like 2+3=5 and 3×3=9.
The next day, you try 1g to 6g of Kratom mixed in warm water. No puking unless the dose is too high. More math fills your head. 12×10=120 and 12×11=132. 17+35=52.
The third day, Modafinil 200mg. Algebra and PEMDAS fills your mind. Geometry too.
Day 4, Armodafinil 150mg. More Geometry. Some Trigonometry.
Day 5, Adipex 75mg. Some Pre-calculus fills your head. You begin to calculate percent yield and Mole. The formula for Density or D=M/V goes in your head. Graphs and Parabolas and Lines.
Day 6, Extract Benzedrex with 10ml Distilled White Vinegar and clean the Lavender Oil and Menthol with 15ml Corn Oil. Propylhexedrine Acetate solution (You can't make crystals from Acetate, only HCl). You discard the Oil layer with Lavender Oil and Menthol. You drink 1 Benzedrex. More math and science fills your head.
Day 7, Extract each Benzedrex with 0.2ml Muriatic Acid (30% HCl Acid) in 5.0ml of warm water. Then wash the cotton with 25ml Warm Water each. Then get Charcoal Lighter Fluid and add 15ml of it to the Beaker. Add to a 20oz Soda bottle and shake. Then, use a Ziplock Bag with a small hole cut out and a paperclip. Drain and collect Propylhexedrine HCl and Discard the Charcoal Lighter Fluid layer with Lavender Oil and Menthol. Cook on a Bovado Borosilicate Glass Cooking Dish and tilt to see if a viscous transparent liquid is left. Put it in the freezer for 20 to 30 minutes to initialize crystallization. Then put it next to a small fan or heaterfor 3 to 4 hours for finishing crystallization. Dose range 216mg of Propylhexedrine HCl to 432mg Propylhexedrine HCl. More math fills your head. You start cleaning the house.
Day 8. You have a lab and replaced Charcoal Lighter Fluid with Car Starter Fluid (Heptane and Diethyl Ether) or some Hexane. Higher quality Propylhexedrine HCl.
Tony: I used the Math Discoverer's Cocktail and now I'm Super Smart.
Day 8. You have a lab and replaced Charcoal Lighter Fluid with Car Starter Fluid (Heptane and Diethyl Ether) or some Hexane. Higher quality Propylhexedrine HCl.
Tony: I used the Math Discoverer's Cocktail and now I'm Super Smart.
by AlienTakeover June 26, 2025

Jared and Ryan went on a trip to Vegas together with their baby dicks, sounds like a cocktail weiner fest at its finest
by Cocktail weiner fest August 07, 2024

The act of a woman placing her cupped hand over her cum filled pussy then sitting on her male suitor’s face to perform oral stimulation with cum dripping down.
Guy 1: “I loaded my girlfriend’s snatch with cum last night.”
Guy 2: “Oh man! Did she get pissed?”
Guy 1: “Nah! She gave me a Honeymoon Cocktail.”
Guy 2:“I must say, I never indulged.”
Guy 1:“She keeps the semen in her vagina with a cupped hand then sits on your face for some tongue manipulation allowing the cum to ooze out into your mouth.”
Guy 2: “Is that gay?”
Guy 1: “No! That is not gay!”
Guy 2: “Oh man! Did she get pissed?”
Guy 1: “Nah! She gave me a Honeymoon Cocktail.”
Guy 2:“I must say, I never indulged.”
Guy 1:“She keeps the semen in her vagina with a cupped hand then sits on your face for some tongue manipulation allowing the cum to ooze out into your mouth.”
Guy 2: “Is that gay?”
Guy 1: “No! That is not gay!”
by Capt. Ivan Drago February 02, 2024
