Cactus

Caktus is the one person who will boost your confidence with a million.

She's always there even though she might not say anything, but the mere presence of her makes everyone around her happy.
If you ever get the chance to talk to Caktus you better take that opportunity.
Damn that's a pretty smile, it looks like Caktus!
I'd love to get Caktus with her.
That's not a 10/10, that's a Cactus!
by Robbie Sportacon December 13, 2016
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The best of the best. Five tiers above danky. Eight tiers above fire.
This food is cactus.
Damn bro look at that ass... so cactus.
by Preacher2166 August 01, 2018
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a cactus is a person who is being a jerk. cactus lowkey means prick.
"he's a cactus, baby. don't listen to him."
"but he's MY cactus."
by starsforeyes September 12, 2016
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Awesome, heckers, insano, brutes.
Too awesome to touch.
Guy: How was your weekend?
Guy2: Awh man, fuckn' cactus as currnt!
by currrrnt October 09, 2010
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An weapon of mass destruction that is banned to trick killing thousands of people in World War I the Government tried to put it as gas but we all know that that prickly plant is dangerous and that we shall fear it because it is awesome more deadly than the pineapple which is also known as an apex predator
Guy 1: hey I got a cactus recently
Guy 2 alredy diling 911: you are a dangerous criminal and I will make sure that you get killed for your dangerous action you have a weapon that will kill us all you fool.
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hm idk it’s green... and spiky!?? just dont touch one
Ouch! That cactus was spikey
Well I said not to touch it!
by Mimi R February 23, 2021
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Someone who is terrified of women and will run screaming the other way. You can't get close enough because their needles will stab you.
Her: I want to talk to that cute person over there, but they're a cactus.
by To tell you the truth April 15, 2024
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