Cactus

When something is really bad or disturbing. Is a derogatory term used to show disapproval.

Jim is going outn with Sarah on Saturday. Thats cactus!

by laurakii October 1, 2010

Cactus

You may think it’s a watermelon but it’s really a cactus

Do you want to see my cactus?

by OnlyOnDisneyChannel August 31, 2019

Cactus

Awesome, heckers, insano, brutes.
Too awesome to touch.

Guy: How was your weekend?
Guy2: Awh man, fuckn' cactus as currnt!

by currrrnt October 11, 2010

cactus

a perfect dildo

girl one: yea it’s a cactus
girl two: what?

girl one: it’s perfect!

by nooaster March 24, 2021

Cactus Crazy

Someone or something that is crazy like a cactus. This is a subdued but noticeable type of crazy. Also Alliteration

Tim is acting cactus crazy

by tther November 29, 2021

Cactus

A word used to express old men trying to be trendsetters but failing. The lesser version of the word Danky.

That flan is so Cactus. Tank and Preacher wishes their Cactus was Danky!

by sir-danksalot July 31, 2018

Cactus

A spikey plant you should not touch. It's green and has spikes. Mostly seen in movies in desert scenes.

"Ouch, I just touched at cactus"

by Cactus47 June 29, 2015