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Bruce Thunder
Virtuoso vocalist and creator of the ThunderForce, the moniker of Bruce Thunder was born out of the song "Struck By Thunder". Those who cross his path are known to get "brucified". He dawns a leather jacket with leather pants, cowboy boots, and aviators at all times, no exceptions. He has a slicked up flat top hair cut a la Guile from Street Fighter II. He rides a motorcycle indoors and outdoors, with and against the flow of traffic. He is known for his premature ejaculation, which he is not ashamed of because he always goes the "speed of thunder". Because of this, he has many kids scattered throughout the United States, all of which despite being neglected by their father, proudly bear the name Bruce. He's a no nonsense, rough and tough rider with a kick ass way of life. He bathes in the blood of his enemies.
Bruce Thunder by Dick Thunder February 17, 2009
Bruce Tiffany
Bruce Tiffany is Ireland's legendary Lord of the Leprechauns. Rumored to be living somwhere in North America, Mr. Tiffany possesses the magical abilities of shitting gold coins, snapping his fingers to turn back time, snapping his fingers to turn back time, among others. Bruce Tiffany was born in the Cloverfields of Ireland and makes gold for a living. He is around 600 years of age. One of Bruce Tiffany's more notable achievements was launching a global genocide and mass murder, completely eradicating the Fairy population.
Alex: Hey, man, have you heard of Bruce Tiffany.
Lucas: No, I think Sharron is cooler yo.
Alex: No, man, forreals, I've seen Bruce before!!
Lucas: No, I think Sharron is cooler yo.
Alex: No, man, forreals, I've seen Bruce before!!
Bruce Tiffany by Lil' Sweet Chuck October 13, 2009