Brandon

A prick. A worthless asshole who does nothing but play video games. They start out super cool but don’t get fooled. They’re just good at manipulating you into thinking they’re good guys right before they turn into a complete douche.

Don’t associate with a Brandon unless you want your life ruined.

by Qwertyuiop1234567890$@ May 27, 2018

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The act of one male giving another male head or oral sex

I heard about that one guy given that other guy some Brandon in the bathroom!

by wordfucker November 12, 2009

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Perverted neighbor who Masturbates to penis mutilation porn.

My neighbor the sex offender is a brandon who likes genital mutilations.

by psycho daddi July 14, 2011

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A self-centered, hypocritical, sadistic man who blames all appalling and cruel behavior on some imagined disease. Posessing a false sense of security about his sexual prowess. Extremely arrogant but lacking considerably in talent and intelligence.

That man over there making his grandmother change his tire, such a Brandon!

by truthbetoldsoothsayer19 February 8, 2010

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