Brandon

The act of one male giving another male head or oral sex

I heard about that one guy given that other guy some Brandon in the bathroom!

by wordfucker November 12, 2009

Brandon

Perverted neighbor who Masturbates to penis mutilation porn.

My neighbor the sex offender is a brandon who likes genital mutilations.

by psycho daddi July 14, 2011

Brandon

A self-centered, hypocritical, sadistic man who blames all appalling and cruel behavior on some imagined disease. Posessing a false sense of security about his sexual prowess. Extremely arrogant but lacking considerably in talent and intelligence.

That man over there making his grandmother change his tire, such a Brandon!

by truthbetoldsoothsayer19 February 8, 2010

Brandon

A fucking hottie who loves a girl named lindsay

Brandon loves lindsay so much he would die for her.

by Does It Matter?!?!?!?!?!??!? September 17, 2008

Brandon

Little Dick Prick

That guy is such a brandon

by vxudv October 21, 2014

Brandon

A total faggot

what a Brandon

by PFM12181 February 25, 2015

Brandon

Brandon likes to get ass fucked in the bathroom. Typically public bathrooms with strangers. Aka: glory holes.

"Hey do you know where Brandon is?"
"Ah dude he went to the bathroom so probs getting fucked idk"
"Ugh that's so typically 'brandon'."

by Idgafimonlyheretoproveapoint May 26, 2019