Bloody Crumpet

When you give a girl oral when she's on her period.

Guy 1: Damn, I had to give my girl head last night, but she's on her period!
Guy 2: So it was a bloody crumpet?

by cityondown123426 June 2, 2008

Bloody Vagina

a cocktail similar to a bloody marry, but made with wine instead.

bar tender: what do you want?

tom: ill have a Bloody Marry

bar tender: were outta vodka.

tom: then make it a Bloody Vagina

by rancidbeef54 April 9, 2010

Bloody Teabag

Basically when you dip your balls in a girls vagina well she has her period.

Geo: I gave my girl a Bloody Teabag last night
Nathan: Gnarly bro

by Meadows007 August 24, 2016

bloody windsock

This is when the anal lining is pulled out due to blunt trauma. The lining then hangs limp resembling a bloody wind sock.

Steve split Roger open like a coconut to celebrate President's Day. Things got out of hand and Roger had to go to the ER for a bloody windsock.

by Chode Warrior 81 March 10, 2014

The Bloody Diarrhea

The Bloody Diarrhea is a drink prepared by melting two heath klondike bars in the microwave and pouring it into a red solo cup. Another preparation method is to add a 1/2 cup of grenadine to the beverage.

The Bloody Diarrhea is shitty.

by Boobs are squishy October 31, 2021

The bloody screw

Its where you put a screw between your index and middle finger and blast the back of a girls vagina

I gave the misses the bloody screw last night

by zBulldogg May 28, 2019

bloody blossom

A used tampon

"Dude I went to take a piss in the unisex restroom and there was a bloody blossom floating in it."

by DORMAR May 12, 2016