fender bender week

A fender bender typically refers to a minor car crash on a bend. A bender is a streak of alcohol or drug use. Fender bender week is a minor crash of daily alcohol consumption with the alcohol starting with the day of the week typically in the last week before a holiday.

friend 1: why are you drinking, its a work night?
friend 2: its tequila Tuesday!!

friend 1: tequila what?
friend 2: fender bender week!! the holidays start next week.

by alcoholic 987 June 20, 2023

dookie bender

When you have diarrhea and every time you get up to leave the bathroom, more poop squirts out and you have to sit back down.

Bro, I ate 10 bags of hot Cheetos last night and I've been on a dookie bender all day.

by Brodown August 9, 2020

Barry Bender

A god amongst men. A hockey legend. It is said that he descended from the top of Mount Olympus to bless the human race with his presence. Do not get in his way. You will die a horrible fucking death.

"whos that guy over there?"

"Holy fucking shit its barry bender"

by themilkmanisangry October 28, 2020

Light Bender

The slang term for an optician

Here we are with a whole room full of light benders at Vision Expo

by Random Aussie May 3, 2025

Bender

beender- someone who likes anal with boys

my mate woody is a bender

by kelvinkelvdog July 5, 2017

Zachary bender

An tic tac shaped piece of shit cocksucking asshole

Wow , Jerome is being such a Zachary bender

by Buhnrop premium May 8, 2018

Arkansas Water Bender

When a woman inserts a water hose into her vagina for a prolonged period, then squirts the water out of her vagina into a man’s face.

An example of the Arkansas Water Bender:
“I heard that last night, Kelsea pulled an Arkansas Water Bender on Lewis’ face.”

by Earl’s dick February 10, 2025