goin on a board bender

this practice is done by accumulating a planets worth of drugs (preferably a mixture of stimulants and opiates) then staying up all night doing things on your computer that the nsa would not approve of

"hey tom theres this data server ive been lookin at no ones used it years, u wanna hit it?" "george, i see us goin on a board bender in our future" "maaaayyyybe but by brother never takes his adderall, were good"

by 5ende73ender January 7, 2017

fender bender week

A fender bender typically refers to a minor car crash on a bend. A bender is a streak of alcohol or drug use. Fender bender week is a minor crash of daily alcohol consumption with the alcohol starting with the day of the week typically in the last week before a holiday.

friend 1: why are you drinking, its a work night?
friend 2: its tequila Tuesday!!

friend 1: tequila what?
friend 2: fender bender week!! the holidays start next week.

by alcoholic 987 June 20, 2023

Fatphobic bender

When a fatty really does you wrong so for a brief time you hate all fat people

Damn Gabi is so gross that she had to rape someone to get laid…she litterally has sent me on a fatphobic bender

by Vfox June 3, 2024

benderitis

A word used by a self consious attention seeking boy in attempts to hide his own homosexuality.

Get away or I’ll catch benderitis

by I’m really funny December 29, 2017

Back-bender sipdip

When you do a back bend over top of a man with your head at his genital area and proceed to suck his d!@%

I'd like to c her try to do a back-bender sipdip on me I bet so she do it for hours.

by Randomgurl12 May 2, 2023

Bender

Calling someone a 'Bender' is calling them either bisexual or a gender-bender, and the best thing about this word is that you don't have to decide which one it is! If you use it as an insult for banter without context, it means both simultaneously, meaning that you just cracked out a double whammy of an insult over your mate's head.

Ben: "I just want a cute and sweet girlfriend."

Michael: "I'm cute and sweet."

Ralph: "He said 'girlfriend' Michael you bender."

by SnexuSakesGlaz May 10, 2021

Fender bender

When a group of men with big dicks and can steal anyone’s girl decide to fucking fall in the floor like fucking goats screaming the fenderrrrr benderrrrr dudddddeeee

Did you see The fender bender dude

by The fender bender dude January 22, 2020