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Hoppin' Breast

When an elder lady jumps up and down and her breasts fly every which direction.
Greg: I hate it when my Nana jumps, she has a mad case of Hoppin' Breast!

Carla: Eww Bro.
by Dr. Doctor Pepper June 24, 2011
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Adult breastfeeding

Guys get horny very easily but what really gets them in the mood is a large juicy pair of tits .
Having some nice bozonkas equal no v-card for sure
Men also love having stuff in their mouth so according to my calculations there is no stopping them from sucking on them melons the second they get to second base (sometimes without) .
Adult breastfeeding is simply holding a bare breast squeezing it to make it compact and putting it in mouth. Sometimes it is only sucking on the water balloons aka boobs because they have nipple fetishes and will get mad if they can’t get your nipples to be hard nipples. This can be done with milk if the woman Is with child or dry. This is their favourite type of foreplay in the second base and will get them hard ass fuck (which is what they want to do it’s you). Many women hate this but some will get such a wet pussy they leak . Be careful because many men will chew an ripoff your nipples
Big alpha male pov :
Chad- dude I totally hit it of with Stacy last night
Bogo-what happens

Chad -I got breastfed my her and her huge knokers
Boho-omg

Chad-yeah I stared off by honking her until she moaned then I sucked on her bosom

Bogo-was it big
Chad-38c
Bogo ———-
Chad-her nipples where still soft so u chewed on them and scared her
Bogo-haha Bogo like big boob
Chad-And then I tried to fit her hole tata in my mouth

Normal female pov :

Stacy:Omg chad kept on calling me mommy and had me adult breastfeeding him
Lara:Eew
Stacy:I know right he kept on squeezing me and screamed honka honka
Lara:omg
Stacy:he screamed get hard as he chewed on my nipples and then he tried to fit the hole tit in his mouth
Lara:and you just let him
Stacy :I tried to push him away when I accidentally touched it penis that was standing up straight and was hard as a rock wen he said "don’t get to exited I will show you my big juicy chick attracting cock tonight in bed “ and he played so hard I kept on screaming and he said "uuuih mmmmnnn oooooh god man harder for me moooaaan mooooan oooh uh mmmn”
Lara: eew
Stacy: yeah I’m tacking up jake from enhypen next
by Koooook July 27, 2023
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molestas las breastas

me gusta molestas las breastas
by iBarfsAlot November 20, 2009
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Texas BBQ sugardaddy piping bag breastmilking

Firstly, you need to find a pregnant transgender sugar daddy. This can be done anywhere, but preferably Texas. You begin by taking them to a public pizza restaurant (the public bit is the fun part) and sitting down and ordering a large Texas BBQ pizza to share. You start feeding each other pizza and then inserting some into a piping bag that you brought with you. Put the piping bag aside while the trans sugar daddy encourages their boobs to lactate. They pull their top up and lactate into the piping bag. Then you resume feeding each other, but now using the piping bag with the breastmilk and pizza. After this many people will proceed to fuck whilst feeding each other with the piping bag, sometimes at home or sometimes at the public pizza place. This act is frowned upon largely and you need to be granted special permission by Caitlin Jenner in order to perform the act. The act must be completed in silence and the participants must not talk to each other during the process.
Oh boy Johnny, did you see that Texas bbq sugardaddy piping bag breastmilking in the pizza place the other day?!
by mothertruckerdude6969 June 12, 2018
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Breast Implants

Boy: Wow your boobs are like.. Anna Nicole's.. *shudder*
Girl: Sorry. I just couldn't help myself.
by Where's Omar? January 11, 2004
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Breast-Dialing

Related to butt-dialing, Breast dialing is when a woman puts her phone in her bra and accidentally calls someone without realizing it.
Call recipient- Hello? Hello?
Later that day...

Call recipient- Hey you called me earlier but you didnt say anything so I just hung up.
Breast-dialer- Oh yeah sorry those were my breasts dialing you.
Call recipient- yeah i figured you were breast-dialing.
by Badmoney January 18, 2010
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