Breast Redaction

A tattoo across a woman’s chest that is partially obscured by her clothes.

Excuse me mam, could you please take off your top? Due to Breast Redaction, I can’t read your tittoo.

by Jfman August 9, 2018

Oklahoma quail breast

When a man takes 1 or 2 of his testicles and squeezes in extra skin of his scrotum under the balls creating an illusion of a quail breast.

Man 1: (turns around) “bro wtf put your sack away”
Man 2: that’s an Oklahoma quail breast.

by Dirty bastard September 3, 2023

my breast fend

Your "main SQUEEZE" who also wards off da pawing hands of lustful guys who are always coming around you wanting to "SQUEEZE theeze".

My breast fend is a skillful carpenter, and so he carved me a strap-on wooden yoke with a pair of cone-shaped hollows to wear on my chest for when I hafta venture out in public on any occasion dat he is unable to personally accompany me and protect me from touchy-feely studs himself.

by QuacksO March 13, 2023

breast ripper

device used to rip the breasts off a women

I'll rip your breasts off if you keep bitching

I use a breast ripper to rip off breasts

by tacowithpeanutbutter11 September 4, 2022

Yo me fui de lado: The First Breast Suck To A Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Yo me fui de lado: The First Breast Suck To A Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 27, 2025

Turkey Breast

a females boobs

"dang those are big turkey breast's."

by Bella The Bomb November 22, 2019

Mr. Breast

A derogatory term for that one guy that everyone on the internet loved, but now everyone hates with a passion.

Guy 1: "Hey did the hear about the new Mr. Breast allegations?"
Guy 2: "Dude, I really couldn't care less."
Guy 1: "Fair. Wanna go make out while browsing Urban Dictionary?"
Guy 2: "hell yeah"

by i love my cats December 1, 2024