Is derived from "Blumpkin" where you receive fellatio while defacating. However, a Rumpel Blumpkin is when you receive fellatio in a the same bathroom stall or toilet as somebody who is defacating.
I took this chick to the bathroom, but Joey was already taking a dump, so she straight gave me a Rumpel Blumpkin while he watched.
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Get the alaskan blumpkin mug."After a Coco Loco, I found myself needing to void my bowels, only to find the lavatory occupied by two men engaging in a Dolores Blumpkin."
by Kimmaaaaay July 19, 2016
Get the Dolores Blumpkin mug.A hurricane blumpkin is when a male is shitting and receiving a blow job, then turns around and shits on the blowjob giver, then turns back around to proceed with the blow job
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Get the modified blumpkin mug.A solo version of a blumpkin usually performed by jerkin it while taking a dump. It is usually performed by a Cringelord to the memory of some unrequited love. If the performer is short a couple ribs, either through surgical means or birth defect, may also be done full-simulation style.
Person A: Hey man, where did Cringelord go? he isn't bothering your friend again is he? I mean he's been after her so long when she's made it clear she just isn't that into him.
Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.
Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?
Person B: Yup...
Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.
Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?
Person B: Yup...
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