the bible

the people who defined this term are the idiots who spend 420 hours a week in their basements away from grass.

those dick lickers who called the bible fake prob spend 420 hours a week in their basement reading reddit posts about how big kanye west's dick is

by Knmagor January 24, 2023

reading the bible

When people only read one part of a larger text, and completely miss the point. This happens a lot in many contexts. Some people even use parts of bible passages to do things that aren't actually good if they were to read the complete passage.

You've completely misunderstood my letter because you didn't read the whole thing through! You're reading the bible!

by Grau December 25, 2008

Mexican Bible Study

A kinky sex maneuver in which while the male is licking the female's (or other male's ;) anus, she defecates into his mouth. The male then half-way swallows it leaving it partly in his throat. The other member then repositions themselves by laying on their back with knees bent upward. The male then regurgitates the feces back into the other members mouth and places each of his butt cheeks onto each of the respective breasts placing his penis against the entrance of her nose as she masticates on the feces rocking back and forth ejaculating down her nasal canal.

I'm gonna go give your mom a Mexican bible study.

by Not So Sexy Cow May 30, 2009

Bielefeld

A beautiful town in westfalia, known for its pudding factories and failing soccer team, where people speak true in very short sentences.
Also, the conspiracy theory is getting kinda old.

A: Hey, where are you from?
B: Bielefeld.
A: Ok, so how are you?
B: Good.
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B: I hate rhinelanders. They talk to much. I like Bielefeld. People don't talk much here.

by grobisesam October 27, 2012

Billeh

A nickname for Billy Boyd, who is Pip in LOTR. Cute lil scottish men are AWESOME! Also see his lover Dom

Billeh and Dom make the cutest RPS pairing!

by Sammers January 21, 2004

billee

person who would love to put a throw a taser in the eye of anyone who annoys them; also described as coldhearted

that girl is such a billee, did you see her punch her boyfriend?

by bliss junkie October 17, 2008

Ivory-Billed Woodpecker

The next target for legions of bull-necked peckerwoods in the Arkansas outback.

Bubba is gonna shoot him a Ivory-Billed Woodpecker, now that the TV gone an' told him where it lives.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005