Battle for the Internet

A recent war between the RIAA and MPAA and the entire rest of the intelligent population of America. Piracy was to be fought with the two bills SOPA and PIPA, which would effectively censor the Internet by taking down websites that are accused of copyright infringement, whether or not the website actually engaged in it. The battle resulted in victory for the Internet after thousands of popular websites blacked out on January 18, 2012, SOPA and PIPA were dropped.

How the Battle for the Internet started:
RIAA: "We're going to pass these bills so you don't steal our crap anymore."
Public: "No! These bills kill the Internet! It's a direct violation of the 1st Amendment!"
RIAA: "Fuck the 1st amendment! You guys are way too stupid to have your own opinion!"
Gandalf: (about SOPA/PIPA) "YOU SHALL NOT PASS"

by Powermad80 February 24, 2012

Battle sword

The act of fucking a bitch on her period.

Aw man it was first time getting a getting a battle sword. Didn’t realize my battle sword would get all bloody.

by Stickyicky42 January 11, 2021

The Battle Driver

The name of a man's penis that measures in at least 8 inches long and 3.5 inches thick. It will forever guide him in the direction that he must go.

I didn't know which club I should hit up tonight, so I looked to the battle driver for guidance.

Tom's battle driver tore Jill a new vaginal crease.

by Willie Fhisther July 8, 2011

troll battles

A term used to describe two trolls going at it on a social media website until one is humiliated and defeated in an argument or a debate. It consists of two troll trying to prove a point by using unorthodox speech in the conversation that defies any chivalrous respect from each other, and sometimes even other people involved in it as well.

Troll battles spawn from condescending comments used by the first troll to engage the fight. The battle commences where in the argument there are no rules that apply on how you can attack with words. When loser trolls knows he has been shamed, he usually does not admit it but flees like a turkey leaving the troll who dealt the final blow the victor.

by superbipolar420 October 27, 2015

Battle of the Bulge

When two gays sword fight with their pants on.

Albert: "Hey Eddy, my parents are here we can't sword fight. Wanna rein-act the Battle of the Bulge?"
Eddy: "Fuck yeah, let me watch some gay clown porn to get hard first."

by Lil' Snarky May 8, 2017

final battle

Basically the last battle in a video game, real life, or anything, to be fair.

Hey dude, I got to the final battle in Undertale!

by thedudemeakame1222 February 6, 2017

Battle Hamster

A sex toy used mainly by males which battles its way into the rectum. Once there it causes a mixture of pleasure and pain for the rodent recipient.

I was shocked that my first time included a Battle Hamster, if the penis alone was not punishment enough; That Battle Hamster nearly ripped me to shreds.

by Rodent Features April 2, 2011