total bastard

Someone who defines their own name on Urban Dictionary, and fills it with a shit ton of compliments

Total bastard: "this guy is so totally awesome!"

UD user: "what a total bastard"

by Fluorosis November 11, 2014

dizzi bastard

dizzi bastard, or a dizzi bastard,is described as a scatterbrained hiphop u.k artist.

dizzi b or dizzi bastard

by bri johnson April 16, 2008

bastard rule

Used to settle a shotgun dispute, called by the driver. Challenging parties then fight, winner takes shotgun, loser gets the back seat.

Passenger 1: Shotgun!
Passenger 2: Bullshit I called it!
Passenger 1: Fuck off!
Driver: BASTARD RULE!!!

by Robbo351 December 6, 2006

Flavor Bastard

1: A person who uses to much of one condiment on a wide variety of food.
2: Someone who condemns you about what kind of condiment or seasoning you put on your food.
3: A person who is fatherless and of mixed race that does not know the ethnicity of their father.

Example 1- Person A: I love ranch dressing, I put it on all my foods. Person B: You flavor bastard

Example 2- Person A: Why are you putting so much pepper on your popcorn? Person B: Why are you being such a flavor bastard?
Example 3- Person A: Are you Black Chinese or Black Japanese? Person B: Don't know, I'm a flavor bastard.

by Cha0s0rder October 1, 2013

Whore's Bastard

Father unknown to you or your Mother

When you are so angry with someone and you want them to go away.

Go to fuck you whore's bastard!

by Real Lady October 16, 2008

Greasy bastard

A greasy bastard is one who lives with you but avoids you, is greasy as fuck and enjoys to suck the dick of his "cool" friends

A$aptvrd- what greasy bastard left this giant pizza box in the fridge with only one slice

Baraty- I think it was that greasy batard joe

Ell Dog Malone- yea the greasy bastard is at Benedictine chuggin' Schlong and just left it in the fridge

by P1mpDaddyJick February 28, 2017

evil bastard

Typical selfless asshole who thinks of no other feelings than their own

That evil bastard just left me there

by Sabrinaswords May 8, 2018