rest area vs. arrest area

Describes the "pleasant versus unpleasant" quandary that you face when making a road trip on a budget. The D.O.T. may indeed instruct you to "never drive while drowsy", but good luck explaining that to a cop with a quota who taps on your car window at 2 a.m. in the morning to find out why you're parked along a deserted stretch of highway to sleep till dawn.
One simple way to avoid the whole "rest area vs. arrest area" debacle is to simply schedule your sleep-stops around the available "official rest area" locations that are situation along your route... sure, it may take a bit longer to complete your journey if you hafta "call it a day" at 5 pm instead of at nightfall because there will be no other rest areas for another hundred or more miles, but at least you can slumber in peace, knowing that you aren't parking somewhere overnight where you might be given grief.
by QuacksO February 25, 2019
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Cubic Area

In an open floor-plan office, or cube farm, the space that includes one's cubicle, along with the area immediately adjacent.
"Is Miranda coming to the meeting?" "Yes. She just stopped by her cubic area to dejaculate."

"I hate it when I'm trying to work and people stand around my cubic area talking."

"My cubic area's a mess; I'm going to have to stay late and tidy it."

"If my cubic area were any smaller, it would be a veal pen."
by garthlomew April 08, 2014
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Warren Area Highschool

Warren Area High School is a place with very messed up children who get a laugh out of sticking literal pool to the walls and toilet seat. Many students also piss on stuff and stick shit to desks for laughs because granola bars and boogers are funny to them. GNOMES ARE REAL GNOMES ARE REAL GNOMES ARE REAL
Did you see the new turd on the wall at Warren Area Highschool?
by MaxCB April 17, 2023
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bay area three

signaling three with the middle, ring, and pinky fingers
Steph just hit another bay area three
by amoeller April 08, 2017
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positive area

A very great place to do sexual activities.
Hey let's go to our positive area.
by Paul_Rich-13 March 02, 2017
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Area Derangement Syndrome

An effect where people think that a country, state, province, city, or any other sort of area are far better / worse than they actually are.
Jimmy : Hey guys this part of our city is such a nice place!
John : No it isn't...
Jimmy : YEAH IT IS
John : But people get constantly robbed, shot and raped over there...
Jimmy : THATS A FALSE STATISTIC!
John : Calm it down with your Area Derangement Syndrome
by SRPGShadow June 07, 2018
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