ape fuck

A "from behind" sexual position. A kind of modified doggy style in which the male penetrates from behind, but is crouching over the female while standing with his feet up by the females knees. Similar to "monkey fucking", except ape fucking is more vigorous, with the male clutching either handfulls of the females hair, or gripping the females neck. Can be used in either vaginal or anal sex.

Last night was the first time in weeks my girlfriend has given me ass, so I decided to ape fuck her. I probably won't be getting any for a while again now.

by Douche McGouche November 29, 2007

Ape Shit

Someone who goes completely "Ape Shit" over something means that someone goes completely crazy over this object, person, place or thing.

"Dude, did you SEE that?" said Brooke.
"No, what was it that you saw?" replied Brian.
"The Famous Butter just went completely APE SHIT on the mic!" said Brooke.

by ~ChickenHead~ July 8, 2010

Ape Cum

A very delicious drink, Sweet yet salty. Great for your heart and soul.

1: Jacey The Horse loves to drink ape cum
2: Jacey: Neighhh!! I would like a bottle of ape cum please."

by Steve Jackson23 January 17, 2010

shat ap

VERB: To tell a co-worker that they need to stop talking; derivative of "shut up" localized to Santa Barbara region of California

Kelly told me that "expiry" was a real word, so I told her to shat ap!

by daxterg November 19, 2007

Rock ape

A Member of the RAF Regiment. Dont ask why..its just what they are called. They rule though...

Dicker 1: Shit its the Rock apes!
Dicker 2: Oh well pull your pants down boys we are about to get gang fucked!

by Dickie Dixon August 13, 2005

tape ape

A low-level computer operator or systems administrator. So named for one of the customary duties of such a position, which was to start backups manually from the command line, switch tapes as needed, and monitor the backup for successful completion.

Storage Area Networks, RAID arrays, tape jukeboxes, and the like have largely rendered such jobs obsolete.

"I started out as a third-shift tape ape because I knew a few Unix commands and could use a shell prompt. Taught myself systems administration and programming while watching the tapes spin and now I'm a software developer."

by bikergeek April 19, 2013

ape tackler

A guy who always ends up with the ugliest girl out of a group of women.

(said to your bud after a long night) dude, that bitch was nasty, your such a fucking ape tackler.

by Sexier Joe April 28, 2007