When you hear something around and look it up and the definition is extremely creepy and/ or illegal.
Random guy: have you heard of Loli?
Other guy: *looks it up* oh my fucking god please fucking kill me.
Other guy: *looks it up* oh my fucking god please fucking kill me.
by Death boi January 20, 2019
Get the Please fucking kill memug. Something you say when you're depressed.
You aren't suicidal but you wish that you were because then maybe people would notice the pain you're confronted with daily. If you are suicidal, call 1-800-273-8255 it's going to be okay.
You aren't suicidal but you wish that you were because then maybe people would notice the pain you're confronted with daily. If you are suicidal, call 1-800-273-8255 it's going to be okay.
John: God please kill me
God: You don't mean that haha
John: I know but I could really use a hug right now
God: You don't mean that haha
John: I know but I could really use a hug right now
by sereklsj March 10, 2022
Get the God please kill memug. Someone who doesn't give a damn about any kind of rule because whatever it is, it doesn't apply to them.
White store clerk: Sir. Please don't bring your Pit-bull in the supermarket.
PIMP: I'll bring my dog Anywhere I Fucking Please.
Property Owner: Hi, Please don't get to your section 8 apartment through my fenced in backyard and look in my windows.
asshole: I'll walk Anywhere I Fucking Please.
PIMP: I'll bring my dog Anywhere I Fucking Please.
Property Owner: Hi, Please don't get to your section 8 apartment through my fenced in backyard and look in my windows.
asshole: I'll walk Anywhere I Fucking Please.
by The other Homeboy December 25, 2008
Get the Anywhere I Fucking Pleasemug. "What the hell is takeing O'niell so long in that bathroom !"
" He is having trouble finding his small Master Wok"
" He is having trouble finding his small Master Wok"
by Greg Romano November 27, 2004
Get the Pleasing Master Wokmug. A statement.
You ask your partner this after sexual penetration.
The male that you are fucking then cums on your cookies that just randomly happened to be next to you while the two or 7 of you are screwing.
And you eat the cookies.
You ask your partner this after sexual penetration.
The male that you are fucking then cums on your cookies that just randomly happened to be next to you while the two or 7 of you are screwing.
And you eat the cookies.
by Naked_in_2.59 June 26, 2008
Get the Cum on my cookies please.mug. by Y'all are Stupid September 15, 2020
Get the Please don't submit this definitionmug. Don't do something outrageously idiotic.
From Jean Kerr's book "Please don't eat the daisies" (1957), in the context of telling children which things are forbidden, as an example of something she failed to mention (and which they presumably then did).
From Jean Kerr's book "Please don't eat the daisies" (1957), in the context of telling children which things are forbidden, as an example of something she failed to mention (and which they presumably then did).
by Franskraler May 10, 2016
Get the please don't eat the daisiesmug.