altercation

a trip or vacation with the sole purpose of seeing someone get married.

My trip to Florida would have been much more fun if it hadn't been an altercation, watching two people get married just reminds me that I will probably die alone.

by caic January 15, 2009

Alternative Rock

A musical genre that is basically a "grab-bag" of very different styles of Rock that because very popular in the mid-90's. The genre is totally useless. If you're going to put shit like Nickleback or (post 80's) Metallica into the same genre with great bands like Tool or Fuel, then why even bother catagorizing in the first place?

Mike: So what kinda' music do you like?
Fred: Mostly alternative rock stuff.
Mike: Oh, cool. So you like Local H and Tool too?
Fred: Actually, I was talking about Puddle of Mudd.
Mike: ... Fuck you.

by Phildo January 20, 2005

alternative music

Popular rock music that is so void and generic, it can't fit into a sub-category.

Acoustic guitar? Repetetive drum beat? Generic, android-like vocalist? This must be alternative music!

by oscarsmack December 18, 2010

altendorfer

The load of tiny hairs in one's anus hole. The fur may usually be braided or put into an afro.

Katie has a massively disgusting altendorfer because her butt is so hairy!

by Joefranky March 7, 2009

Alternacool

Being too cool for the room.

Stansbury thought he was alternacool.

by maxwell show September 29, 2008

Alterior

A neologism meaning "alternate".

He had an alterior motive.

by Awesoms64 November 15, 2010

Alternative Universe

An alternative universe is a combination of getting a blow job while taking a dump (blumpkin), getting a massage, eating a sandwich, watching a good movie, being on heroin, reading a newspaper, and winning the lottery.

Only a few man in the world ever had an alternative universe, they're so lucky.

by Its That Guy!!! April 25, 2011