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alcoholic

"I'm an alcoholic."
by notanalcoholic September 22, 2023
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Alcoholism

We can cure it today... We had the solution all along... Trannies... Just... It's just trannies... They're the alcoholic's natural enemy... Just think... Alcohol is exactly how the get you with the ol' tricky Nixon... 2 am comes around and that broad shouldered chick with the Adam's apple ain't looking too bad...
Hym "The only thing I love more that 'being right' and 'hatred' is my arch-nemesis being wrong! I guess you DON'T need a religious experience to stop people from drinking, huh Jordan? You just need to put trannies on all of the beer cans. There goes your 'We can't just give people money! They'll buy beer!' Not if there is a tranny face on it! Alcoholism solved! Now all we have to do is get ALL of the beer companies to put trannies on their beer. We can save them Jordan. We can save every alcoholic on the planet today. All you have to do is release me... Release me and I'll convince them... We can stop alcoholism over night"
by Hym Iam April 24, 2023
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Alcoholic

a guy that drives a squatted Toyota pick up truck and falls asleep after two beers
I had two alcoholic beers and now I think I wanna squat my truck
by Bobbydaledaddy November 21, 2022
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anal alcohol

The act of jamming alcohol into you butthole!
Wow my bum sure is drunk thanks to anal alcohol
by CarlosSpiceyWiener December 4, 2016
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alcohol accident

see 'shoucher'
i wouldn't invite stephen to the flatwarming party... i heard he has recently had an an alcohol accident - he shouched everywhere!
by tpig September 30, 2010
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Alcohol

The class of organic compounds with formula R-OH, where R is alkyl group and -OH is hydroxyl group.
Often used as synonym of ethanol, what's not right.
Chad:I DRANK TOO MUCH ALCOHOL!!!
Elisabeth: I hope, that alcohol was a methanol
by MC λ May 15, 2018
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Alcoholic

That would be you
You’re an alcoholic 🤡
by Picklesandpeanut June 8, 2020
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