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Alcoholic

a guy that drives a squatted Toyota pick up truck and falls asleep after two beers
I had two alcoholic beers and now I think I wanna squat my truck
by Bobbydaledaddy November 21, 2022
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Alcoholism

We can cure it today... We had the solution all along... Trannies... Just... It's just trannies... They're the alcoholic's natural enemy... Just think... Alcohol is exactly how the get you with the ol' tricky Nixon... 2 am comes around and that broad shouldered chick with the Adam's apple ain't looking too bad...
Hym "The only thing I love more that 'being right' and 'hatred' is my arch-nemesis being wrong! I guess you DON'T need a religious experience to stop people from drinking, huh Jordan? You just need to put trannies on all of the beer cans. There goes your 'We can't just give people money! They'll buy beer!' Not if there is a tranny face on it! Alcoholism solved! Now all we have to do is get ALL of the beer companies to put trannies on their beer. We can save them Jordan. We can save every alcoholic on the planet today. All you have to do is release me... Release me and I'll convince them... We can stop alcoholism over night"
by Hym Iam April 24, 2023
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Alcoholic

People who drink, but tend to take it a little too far and a little too often. These people are often fun to be around when they are drinking.
That ultimate frisbee team is full of alcoholics. Not those two jacked guys though, they're chill, and definitely not alcoholics.
by NOT Austicakes November 20, 2023
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alcohol shake

A shake you do after taking a sip of a strong alcoholic beverage
Has a shot of vodka body goes in to the alcohol shake for a few seconds
by Imapisshead March 9, 2019
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alcohol

a crystaline substance found everywhere after your fairy godmother is around.
howed this alcohol get here, its 100%
by Cody5050 November 15, 2020
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Alcoholics Anonymous

Making your hand go numb, covering it in rubbing alcohol and jerking off.
"Hey man I need you to take me to the hospital, I tried the alcoholics anonymous."
by SargentQG November 2, 2021
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Alcohol poisoning

What you get when you try to drink eighty straight vodkas
I heard of a guy that tried to break the drinking record and he got alcohol poisoning after the fourth bottle
by pro2a July 16, 2020
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