Knackered as a salmon

exhausted, very tired
used to describe, ones self, or someone else when they are physically or mentally exhausted

'when i got to the top of Mt. Everast I was knackered as a salmon'

'i had to stay up for 3 days straight, now im knackered as a salmon'

by Mike Longford January 9, 2008

queer as a football bat

A double entendre phrase used to express extreme oddity, but can also connote flamboyant homosexuality. The word queer — in its traditional usage — denotes strangeness, and when coupled with the imagery of a football bat — presumably American football — the strangeness is intensified. After all, who ever saw a football bat? What would you strike with it?

Have you met that new guy down in the invoice office with the huge mustache and white denim jacket? He's about as queer as a football bat.

by POLYONYMOUS February 18, 2012

as a brother

a term used by women to say they want to be friends with you, but nothing more. If your girl says this it meens you don't and will never have a shot with her unless you man up and take a stand.

I just see you as a brother.

by Robert Hardwick December 24, 2006

Asad

An extremely attractive man with an amazing body, the word "Asad" is derived from Arabic meaning, "Lion." Asad is extraordinarily powerful but also very kind and forgiving. Asad always looks out for other people and is there for one's protection and guidance.

I wish Asad was here to protect me from these bullies.

by Negrito40 July 8, 2009

Full as a tick

The state of eating so much that you are literally as full as a tick that has just gorged itself on dog blood.

I knew I shouldn't have gone for round 5 at the buffet... I AM FULL AS A TICK!

I would love to make hot jungle love to you baby... but that dinner has me Full as a tick.

by Kashtro December 16, 2005

ASAFP

As soon as fucking possible

Get me that item ASAFP!

by Jensen Roth July 24, 2008

asain

Something that is exclusively cool. Asain is a word that only the uber cool can relate to/understand.
Most people will simply not understand this word and be utterly dismissive of it, mocking those that are in the know.

Hey Jel, I am loving the "asain" vibe of your party man.

by Jerry Rep May 11, 2009