by Weeb_Destroyer69 September 12, 2019
Alyssa Mulch is one of the sweetest and chillest girls you can meet. She’s extremely loyal and funny. Alyssa Mulch is definitely one of a kind. She’s quite the crackhead and would do anything to make you smile. She definitely some bundle of joy.
by jenifer lopez June 01, 2020
She's hot and amazing , thick , beautiful , smart . The type of girl to wear a dress in public but get tied up in bed at night . She's wild , kinky , frisky , sexy , and hot . A great woman , girlfriend and friend . You'll fall I live with her . She's easy to talk to , and she's a open minded and hearted. Person cant hate anyone unless you hurt her really bad ,friends , or family . She will be there no matter what and she is nl stranger . She just wants to be loved and care for but no one is the fit because she has very high standards .
Dammmmmmn i hooked up with Alyssa in bed last night
Damn man you lucky asshole . Better keep her or ill take her
Damn man you lucky asshole . Better keep her or ill take her
by Hotsss99 July 02, 2017
Alyssa is a beautiful very smart person, anyone can depend on her when she is helpful and she is never rightful! She always smiles there is never a time that she is not laughing or funny or smiling, she can sometimes get hyper. She always has to dumbest stories that make other people laugh!She has the most beautiful smile ever. She is awesome anyone can be dependable on her!!!💜💙💜💙
Girl 1:"Who is that girl making very funny jokes"!
Girl 2:"oh that's Alyssa🙂 she is the funniest person in the world"!
Girl 2:"oh that's Alyssa🙂 she is the funniest person in the world"!
by Crazyperson1012 June 27, 2017
When James and Alyssa meet they will get together for a few months and they will have their on and off days but either way, his pure sexiness always gives Alyssa a reason to laugh harder. He literally puts you under a romantic disney spell and you want it to go a little longer. They both love food and are the couple with a kind soul yet have differences that make them star crossed lovers. When Alyssa is with James she literally has to be on her best behavior like she has to turn on a christian playlist in order to maintain her fun. Hes more of a hands on guy and lets you control him rather than someone like Nolan who is agonizingly rude
James and Alyssa will see each other but just never admit their love for each other. Its just a blessing as their relationship as star crossed lovers is so expensive. Thats why they feel like a million dollars for finding each other.
by Happy Christian November 20, 2020
The most nastiest skank bitch to walk this earth. No guy her age would ever get with her so she goes for older married men to satisfy herself. Truly disgusting. She also has a mustache that has yet to be handled. If she has it that bushy on her upper lip imagine that nasty scrub she calls a vagina and her hairy asshole.
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by Don't Eat Me Daddy June 22, 2017