activating my denim

to get an erection; to get a hard-on, a boner, or stiffy

she is so hot man, she's activating my denim

by heworetusks June 25, 2007

Antiversary

What would have been an anniversary but is not due to a divorce or getting laid off.

Today is my 25th Antiversary.

by meloruff December 10, 2010

nog activities

Doing things that are customarily done by people of the african american race such as listening to rap music in their room alone or rolling blunts. Especially funny when the said person is not african american themselves but wishes they were.

Kevin: Where's Tyler?

Sean: I don't know. Probably in his room doing nog activities.

by broku January 25, 2011

hashtag activism

Hashtag activism is the act of fighting for or supporting a cause that people are advocating through social media like Facebook, Twitter, Google+ and other networking websites

many people used hashtag activism to bring forth the Black Lives matter movement.

by sickwititcudi April 5, 2017

actives

1. The active voice.
A construction or form in the active voice.
A participating member of an organization.

2. Being in physical motion.
Functioning or capable of functioning.

1. union actives

2. active fish in the aquarium

by TiiNa T0TSZ August 14, 2006

activated almond

An upper middle-class wellness/paleo/vegan type who is in a state of being activated by a wellness-related issue, eg. unspecified inflammation, bone broth, the rising price of kale.

Gwyneth is being such an activated almond over this vaginal steaming.

by ZitaB September 18, 2018

Stupid-Ass Activities

1. Virtually any activity you're doing at any given point in time, cause let's face it: you're an idiot.

2. Arguably a matter of personal preference, but generally accepted as any activity the majority of people would never partake in, simply because those activities are, indeed, fucking stupid.

Tom from Accounting: "Hey, Sasha, I've got a case and a half of vodka, two freshly shaved gerbils and a picture in my head of you an me swappin' my own cum back and forth in some sort of sloppy gerbil butt-humpin' frenzy. Whatta ya say?"

Taser: "Zzap!"

*ZzAp!!*

*ZzzZZ!zzZZzaAa!AaAAaAP!pP!P!!!*

Sasha: "Now those are some stupid-ass activities you've suggested, Tom. Might I suggest something more subtle once your balls stop sizzling?"

by Ezmin February 18, 2008